Guy, Black Tuesday, Snowflake, and Nikki found a barca for them to ride back to their base.
Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: te stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the barca with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!
Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance
Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on te piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the barca forward*
Song: link
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his Friends taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese pony 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese pony 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.
A mortar landed behind them
Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees più Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing più mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting più mortars*
Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat
Snowflake: We're taking on water!!
Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall
Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the barca inoltrare, avanti again*
Vietnamese pony 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and fuoco più mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and fuoco più mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!
Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides
Black Tuesday: I hope te can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: più mortars incoming!!
A mortar landed to their right, making più water go into the boat. Two più landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.
Snowflake: più water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.
Guy tried to do this, but the barca wouldn't slow down
Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can te try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this barca anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big barca in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the barca to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*
The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link
Guy: *Watches his barca scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the barca come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this barca anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.
2 B Continued
Guy: Hey. That's an enemy patrol boat.
Black Tuesday: Looks like nopony is in there, but stay frosty.
Guy: *Leads the other ponies towards the boat*
Black Tuesday: te stay here while I check it out. *Goes into the boat, and checks it for enemy ponies*
Nikki & Snowflake: *Waiting with Guy*
Black Tuesday: Okay, it's safe. Come in.
Guy: *Gets on the barca with Nikki, and Snowflake*
Black Tuesday: It even has the keys for the ignition.
Guy: *Sits in the driver's seat, and puts the key in the ignition* This is our ticket out of here. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Go check the engine. See if we have any fuel in there.
Black Tuesday: *Goes to the engine*
Nikki: Me, and Snowflake will use the machine guns.
Guy: All right, be careful.
Snowflake: *Goes to the machine gun in the back*
Nikki: *Goes to the machine gun in the front*
Black Tuesday: *Returns* I checked the fuel tank. It's full.
Guy: Then there must be something wrong with the engine.
Black Tuesday: I'll go check it out.
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Black Tuesday: *Looking at the engine* There's nothing wrong with it. It just doesn't wanna start. *Runs back to Guy* The engine's in good condition, it's just being stubborn.
Guy: Son of a bitch! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on! Come on!!! Turn over, will ya?!?! Get us out of here!!!
Then suddenly, they heard mortars being shot, and exploding in the distance
Black Tuesday: We gotta get out of here now!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Start!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start*
Snowflake: We're going to look like idiots if we don't get out of here!
Black Tuesday: Just shoot the enemy with your fucking machine gun!!
Guy: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Come on te piece of shit!! START!! *Starts the engine* Finally. *Moves the barca forward*
Song: link
Vietnamese Ponies: *Running towards the ocean, and sees Guy, and his Friends taking off*
Snowflake: *Shooting the Vietnamese ponies*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Get shot, and die*
Vietnamese pony 94: They got away! Bring the mortars here!
Snowflake: *Shoots him*
Vietnamese pony 94: Ah! *Dies*
Black Tuesday: *Opens a drawer* Look what I found. *Pulls out an AK47* We have nine of these, two rocket launchers, and seven grenades.
Guy: How much ammo do we have for the guns?
Black Tuesday: At least a thousand bullets. We hit a good supply here.
Guy: We'll bring those weapons with us.
A mortar landed behind them
Black Tuesday: Charlie's gang doesn't know when to quit.
Guy: But soon we'll get away from them.
Black Tuesday: *Sees più Vietnamese Ponies on land to the right* I wouldn't say that just yet.
Guy: *Moves left, avoiding a mortar*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Firing più mortars*
Guy: *Slows down to let two mortars land in front of them. Another one goes too far, and lands to the left*
Snowflake & Nikki: *Shooting at them, but none of the bullets hit their targets*
Nikki: They're too far away!!
Guy: *Sees a salvage yard for boats* I think I have an idea. *Turns left to go to the salvage yard*
Vietnamese Ponies: *Shooting più mortars*
Three landed behind the boat, but one of them splashed water onto the boat
Snowflake: We're taking on water!!
Some of the water got into the engine room, and made the engine stall
Guy: Oh great!! *Turns the key, but the engine won't start* Just what we need! *Turns the key, but the engine still won't start* Come on! Come on!! *Starts the boat*
Black Tuesday: It's about time.
Guy: *Moves the barca inoltrare, avanti again*
Vietnamese pony 58: Send two patrol boats after them, and fuoco più mortars!!!
Vietnamese Ponies: *Adjusting the angle of their mortars, go to the right where it's higher, and fuoco più mortars*
Snowflake: They're at it again!!
Five mortars nearly hit them from all sides
Black Tuesday: I hope te can get us into that yard in time.
Guy: I can.
Snowflake: più mortars incoming!!
A mortar landed to their right, making più water go into the boat. Two più landed in front of them, with two on the left, and one behind them.
Snowflake: più water is going into the engine room fellas!
Guy: We have to hurry up! *Getting close to the salvage yard* Okay, let's slow down before we crash into something.
Guy tried to do this, but the barca wouldn't slow down
Black Tuesday: The water must have ruined the brake line. Can te try putting it in reverse?
Guy: There's not enough time. *Tries to steer, but the helm stops working too* We're gonna crash into something no matter what.
Black Tuesday: Brace yourselves girls!! We can't control this barca anymore!!!!
Guy: *Enters the salvage yard, and sees a big barca in front of them*
Nikki: *Running inside the barca to be with Guy, and Black Tuesday*
The scraping sound. (Start at 0:17): link
Guy: *Watches his barca scrape into the big boat*
Snowflake: *Falls down* Ow! *Can't get up, and rolls towards the edge* Oh no, oh no! OH NO!! *Falls into the water*
Guy: Snowflake!!
Snowflake: *Emerges from the water, and watches the barca come to a complete stop when it reaches the end of the salvage yard*
Black Tuesday: *Sees Snowflake* Hey, she's okay!
Nikki: Yay!
Guy: That's great, but what do we do now? We can't use this barca anymore.
Black Tuesday: Let's get the weapons off, onto the docks, and think of something.
2 B Continued
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail o will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cuore is pure (her cuore is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail o will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My cuore is pure (her cuore is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this