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posted by SomeoneButNoone
12:32
Cafe.

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Slash - So why te called me here for.
Midnight - First to enjoy some coffee and get some info from you.
Slash - About fox?
Midnight - Bingo.
Slash - Not much to say... It's *sighs* truly appreciated formula for sadistic rulers.
Midnight - What do te mean?
Slash - If te make a legend, someone will copy it. And it becomes domino effect.One volpe dies, two rises. No one can stop it *takes cigarette.*
Midnight - That's awful...
Slash - Every formula have flaw of course. But I can't break it myself.
Midnight - I'll help!
Slash - Huh? How...
Midnight - I will catch every volpe for you!
Slash - Hm... Not that it will help... *phone rings and he picks it up* What is it?
??? - I challenge te great detective.
Slash - what?
??? - Can te solve that mystery?
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Phone call ends
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Slash - *ends his coffee* An challenge....





Act #2.

The amaro Sweet Death.



-Mr. And Mrs. Cake shop-

Slash - *walks in* What is it now.
Police - Mr. Cake killed with coltello he was cutting cake with.
Slash - Huh... *inspects body* Midnight check around.
Midnight - Right boss.
Slash - *closley checks the cut* Is that... What is that?
Police - Uh... Scientist say it's amaro chocolate.
Slash - Inside his body.... Wierd.
Midnight - I found this *shows amaro Cioccolato package*
Slash - An help... o perhaps misslead. Why this is wierd. No one like that kills. *notices something on his back hoof* Huh? *sees some Cioccolato there and rope mark* Well Well Well.
Midnight - te got something?
Slash - Our killer looks like he Amore chocolate... And sadistic ways.
Midnight - Huh?
Slash - Let's say the person liked to play with not his own body. Where te found body?
Police - Kitchen.
Slash - *enters kitchen* Bingo! *takes out another cucina coltello with blood on it*
Midnight - I don't get it.
Slash - Let's say that Mr. Cake is not a victim here, but an offender!
Midnight - Oh... Someone tried to defend?
Slash - Exactly!
Midnight - How we find the murderer then?
Slash - Simple. The attacker will be confident. Let's just pin it to random person like Mrs Cake and put it in court. Then we will see!




TBC
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They detto to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - te will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 secondo Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that risposte our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* te ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the successivo Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead da arcobaleno Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the successivo room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of te to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, te do it. te have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to unisciti the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* te see what happens when te touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
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>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left te unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 ora later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic cuore to Steven*
Steven - *puts cuore inside* te will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! te were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - te guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...


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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - te talk like te were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do te liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... te guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left te some heavy armor to wear. te gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so te know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't sposta an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - ciao new how is it...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
FI - Gentelmans we will sposta onto bigger shit from now.


Hour : 06:28


FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.



Location : Canterlot


FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want te to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only te and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.



Action Start



*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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4 days later
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Damien - *watches TV*
Joel - *eating sandwich*
Twilight - *sleeping cuffed*
Damien - Uh I'm bored...
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FI - Good news boys I found te a gent and mare to unisciti te up. Steven and Nicole are outside let them in

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Nicole - I'm Nicole... Im doing this for living.
Steven - I'm Steven, have mafia debt like you.
FI - Now to do something with this princess. We won't kill her and I can't put her on black market - too shady we gonna get denied o set up. Hmmm... I have idea. Drive to Old Ponyville. te will meet up with Hispanic pony. He will buy her off - no set up I will contact...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house successivo to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the campana, bell being rung.

Tim: Guess that risposte my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...
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Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time te saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) te don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: più like te had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No te didn't.. te just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, te won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 2


"The battle aginst fool"


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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one pony to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - o else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* te couldn't play da my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful giorno isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - te know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...
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Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding birra bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What te mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - te can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are te mad te will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was dato care and home da those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping te then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The successivo day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are te ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet te Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the home of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The successivo day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for te Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from te again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to te about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are te mad?! Do te know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's più important ma'am? The car, o your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want te getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This hot rod is bad culo
This hot rod is bad ass
Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast te can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The superiore, in alto speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are te going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do te wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. te decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast te can get this...
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