Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There te are Stylo. I need te to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's desk
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, te can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: te go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three giorno vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide te somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for te to hide. After all, the only thing più important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is più important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted da Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot te through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell te it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the collina in the freight car* Is it still sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise culo wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
2 B Continued
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There te are Stylo. I need te to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's desk
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, te can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: te go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three giorno vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide te somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for te to hide. After all, the only thing più important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is più important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted da Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot te through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell te it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the collina in the freight car* Is it still sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise culo wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
2 B Continued
