I was watching some Yo Mama video on YouTube before I started Scrivere this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope te guys have a laugh with this.
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."
-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!
-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a giorno for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arcobaleno Dash was made out of Skittles!
-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth bacheca to get away from her!
-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the Frozen North with her farts!
-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks da putting her fat culo on a diet!
Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this articolo if te want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."
-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!
-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a giorno for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arcobaleno Dash was made out of Skittles!
-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth bacheca to get away from her!
-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the Frozen North with her farts!
-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks da putting her fat culo on a diet!
Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this articolo if te want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
Ok, yes, intro after the first part. I forgot. So yeah.
A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...
~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
arcobaleno Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Part 1: link
A whole year, after Shining Armor and Cadence's wedding, the Mane 6 are going to their anniversary. They will meet tough dangers along the way. Who knows what...
~~Characters~~
Twilight Sparkle
arcobaleno Dash
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Applejack
Rarity
Cadence
Shining Armor
Celestia
Luna
Chrysalis
Shadow Mist (OC)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Part 1: link
LATER!
"Why are te so sure I can find te gems?" Sweetie campana, bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed te how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie campana, bell insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie campana, bell told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie campana, bell cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving te a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie campana, bell cried annoyingly, from on superiore, in alto of Rover.
"Why are te so sure I can find te gems?" Sweetie campana, bell asked, as she was needed to travel with the diamond dogs.
"Your Rarity's sister. So she probably showed te how to do that gem finding spell" Rover said.
As it turned out, this wasn't false, Rarity DID teach her the gem finding spell.
"Fine.. But on one condition" Sweetie campana, bell insisted.
"What NOW" Rover groaned.
"You have to piggy back me" Sweetie campana, bell told him.
"Wha- No!" Rover cried.
"Piggy back me! Piggy back me!" Sweetie campana, bell cried stubbornly.
"There's no way in hell I'm giving te a piggy back!" Rover cried annoyedly.
Ironically, and with great annoyance to him, Rover is shown having to piggy back Sweetie Bell.
Rover was angrily mumbling to himself, the whole way.
"SLOW DOWN! I want to get there! But I want to get there ALIVE!" Sweetie campana, bell cried annoyingly, from on superiore, in alto of Rover.