I was watching some Yo Mama video on YouTube before I started Scrivere this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope te guys have a laugh with this.
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."
-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!
-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a giorno for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arcobaleno Dash was made out of Skittles!
-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth bacheca to get away from her!
-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the Frozen North with her farts!
-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks da putting her fat culo on a diet!
Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this articolo if te want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."
-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!
-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a giorno for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arcobaleno Dash was made out of Skittles!
-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!
-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth bacheca to get away from her!
-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!
-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she made Cloudsdale fall to the ground!
-Yo Mama is so fat, she melted the Frozen North with her farts!
-Yo Mama is so fat, the Cutie Mark Crusaders got their cutie marks da putting her fat culo on a diet!
Feel free to put up your own Yo Mama related jokes on this articolo if te want. Just make sure they're hilariously insulting.
acero looked out at the tavolo and saw an amazing breakfast. "Buttered...was this you?" acero asked, and she looked where Buttered always was when the family woke up. But he wasn't there. acero looked where Gummy was, right da her, but she wasn't there either. "Buttered? Gummy?" acero asked. She looked around and then the cucina caught on fire. acero gasped and stumbled back. A sword appeared in her hoof. She stood up to start fighting whoever had caused this. She gulped. She didn't know if she was ready for...this. A firey figure popped out and then everything went black. o at least, for Maple.
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE fieno IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. te can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE fieno IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. te can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Halloween is getting close. To celebrate for this occasion, I'd like to share two MLP fanfictions to read that are related to Halloween, and scary things in general.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arcobaleno Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arcobaleno Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created da me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.
Pinkie's Ghost: link
When Pinkie Pie talks about a ghost story, arcobaleno Dash calls her gullible, believing that she is scared. Pinkie Pie soon gets an idea to get back at arcobaleno Dash, and it proves to be very successful.
The Nightmare Before Christmas: link
Created da me, and Disneyfan333, this fanfiction crosses over the world of My Little Pony, and The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's just like the movie, but every character is a pony.
Enjoy these fanfictions, and have a Happy Halloween.