Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created da me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.
Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight detto "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy detto "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
arcobaleno Dash detto "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie detto "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and detto "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle detto "This cake should be much better than your precedente cake."
Mr. Cake nervously detto "I'm sorry about selling te a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
applejack detto "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle detto "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and detto "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle detto "It seems like te arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike detto "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased da Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He detto "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker detto "This is più than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord detto "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle detto "Welcome Discord. I hope that te enjoy your birthday party."
Discord detto "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as te didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and detto "It's nice."
Fluttershy detto "Thank goodness."
Discord detto "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle detto "What are te talking about?"
Discord detto "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle detto "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord detto "Because I Amore chaos. te wouldn't understand. Ponies like te take away the fun in life da being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord detto "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised da the ponies and Discord, but he was amused da it. The Joker detto "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle detto "But I didn't hire a clown. Did te hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie detto "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker detto "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and detto "I'm Discord. I Amore chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker detto "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord detto "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and detto "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and detto "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She detto "Why did te call me that?"
The Joker detto "I'm sorry to confuse te Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and detto "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to arcobaleno Dash and detto "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker detto "Rarity te remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity detto "Why?"
The Joker detto "Because te both think that you're better looking than te actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker detto "It seems like te forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike detto "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and detto "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and detto "I Amore this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker detto "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle detto "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and detto "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for te ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and detto "I want te 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make te disappear."
Rarity angrily detto "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle detto "It's just a quick magic trick."
applejack detto "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie detto "Are te going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker detto "Actually I'm going to take te with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle detto "Why would te sell us?"
The Joker detto "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However te will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously detto "Are te actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker detto "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He detto "Can te at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and detto "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily detto "Then I must stop te Joker."
The Joker detto "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to punch, punzone the Joker, but he missed. Discord detto "Can te stay put so I can punch, punzone you?"
The Joker detto "I would Amore to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord detto "You hurt me."
The Joker detto "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord detto "It appears that te can't take away the ponies now te weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily detto "I demand te to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and detto "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker detto "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord detto "It seems like I'll have to defeat te in a più simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at te ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle detto "Thank te for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought te were."
Discord detto "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
applejack detto "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity detto "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle detto "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and detto "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and detto "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.