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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created da me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight detto "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy detto "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

arcobaleno Dash detto "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie detto "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and detto "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle detto "This cake should be much better than your precedente cake."

Mr. Cake nervously detto "I'm sorry about selling te a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

applejack detto "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle detto "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and detto "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle detto "It seems like te arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike detto "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased da Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He detto "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker detto "This is più than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord detto "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle detto "Welcome Discord. I hope that te enjoy your birthday party."

Discord detto "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as te didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and detto "It's nice."

Fluttershy detto "Thank goodness."

Discord detto "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle detto "What are te talking about?"

Discord detto "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle detto "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord detto "Because I Amore chaos. te wouldn't understand. Ponies like te take away the fun in life da being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord detto "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised da the ponies and Discord, but he was amused da it. The Joker detto "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle detto "But I didn't hire a clown. Did te hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie detto "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker detto "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and detto "I'm Discord. I Amore chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker detto "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord detto "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and detto "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and detto "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She detto "Why did te call me that?"

The Joker detto "I'm sorry to confuse te Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and detto "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to arcobaleno Dash and detto "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker detto "Rarity te remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity detto "Why?"

The Joker detto "Because te both think that you're better looking than te actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker detto "It seems like te forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike detto "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and detto "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and detto "I Amore this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker detto "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle detto "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and detto "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for te ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and detto "I want te 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make te disappear."

Rarity angrily detto "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle detto "It's just a quick magic trick."

applejack detto "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie detto "Are te going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker detto "Actually I'm going to take te with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle detto "Why would te sell us?"

The Joker detto "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However te will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously detto "Are te actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker detto "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He detto "Can te at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and detto "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily detto "Then I must stop te Joker."

The Joker detto "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to punch, punzone the Joker, but he missed. Discord detto "Can te stay put so I can punch, punzone you?"

The Joker detto "I would Amore to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord detto "You hurt me."

The Joker detto "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord detto "It appears that te can't take away the ponies now te weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily detto "I demand te to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and detto "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker detto "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord detto "It seems like I'll have to defeat te in a più simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at te ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle detto "Thank te for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought te were."

Discord detto "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

applejack detto "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity detto "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle detto "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and detto "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and detto "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are te talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll sposta his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit te could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minuti away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, te may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, te need to improve your performance. Especially te Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. te maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. te don't pass the ball to your teammates, te caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if te dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like Scrivere some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
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Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered da wastelands. Only some Ribelle - The Brave ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be più swearing than last time (And it'll be più intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls cerbiatto, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arcobaleno Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* ciao look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in letto with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they detto they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a scrivania, reception in a small building at a harbor* What makes te think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed da a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in Amore with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did te know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask te something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do te know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored da Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was dato powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits successivo to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: ragno Man

Me: *Reading Amazing fantasy #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe ragno Man?

Applejack: ragno Man?

Me: ragno Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained ragno senses and super strength when he was bitten da a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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Episode 1: Captain America

Me: *Reading Captain America Comics #1* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Twilight Sparkle: *Approaches me* Hello!

Me: *Sees her and smiles* Hello Twilight Sparkle.

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at the comic I am reading* Captain America? Who is that?

Me: te don't know who Captain America is?

Twilight Sparkle: Nope.

Me: Well...Captain America is a super-solider created during World War II to fight the Nazis.

Twilight Sparkle: He sounds interesting. Can te tell me più about him?

Me: Of course! His real name is Steve Rogers. He was born on July 4th, 1918 in New York City. He was born...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our mostra where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, o played as characters in skits. For instance, arcobaleno Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The culo culo Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first giorno of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on strada, via corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing successivo to Double Scoop*
Tom: più ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands successivo to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: ciao everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her negozio after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...
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