This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main strada, via was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours o more, Because Natale needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest animali gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Natale Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our preferito red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do te like our Natale tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect albero in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our Natale albero doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a albero with no stella, star on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just attraversare, croce the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can te really? Oh would te please? Could te help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid stella, star if it means te leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a stella, star for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest stella, star I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery detto with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would te like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell te later.. commensale, diner ready?
Trixie: Sure..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main strada, via was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours o more, Because Natale needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest animali gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Natale Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our preferito red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do te like our Natale tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect albero in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our Natale albero doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a albero with no stella, star on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just attraversare, croce the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can te really? Oh would te please? Could te help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid stella, star if it means te leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a stella, star for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest stella, star I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery detto with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would te like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell te later.. commensale, diner ready?
Trixie: Sure..
What to expect in this episode.
Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.
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Toby: So te think te can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: te better believe it.
Toby: And te won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all da myself. You, Tim, and everypony will Amore it.
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pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting successivo to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arcobaleno Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.
---
Toby: So te think te can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: te better believe it.
Toby: And te won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all da myself. You, Tim, and everypony will Amore it.
---
pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting successivo to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
arcobaleno Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15