Tom was driving his car through Bakersfield. He was annoyed with the traffic.

Tom: I should have taken an airplane instead of driving around like a fool. I would have beaten everypony to Seattle. *Sees a mare* Oh hello. *Stops the car* Where are te heading?
Mare: Seattle.
Tom: That's where I'm heading.
Mare: Will te give me a ride?
Tom: Sure. Hop in.
Mare: *Gets in the car*
Tom: *Drives* You're sexy.
Mare: Thanks. I want to-

Okay, te don't wanna know what she's going to say, so we're going to sposta onto Pierce, and Bob. They went to where they parked their cars, but they were gone.

Pierce: *Looks...

Continuing on, arcobaleno Dash & I got to the ice ray, and unfroze Equestria. We ha rubato, stola the time machine, and killed 20 communists while escaping the death egg.

Pinkie Pie: Thanks for saving us. It was not fun being frozen.
Sean: I'll bet.
Fluttershy: I hope arcobaleno Dash is ok.
Sean: Twilight's just going to use her magic to heal her, and then we go back to destroying our enemies.
Fluttershy: What are they doing now?

Now they had a huge battletank with several other vehicles. Snips, and Snails were about to attempt an idiotic plan on stealing a truck.

Snips: There's a good one.
Snails: Let's...

Date: January 30, 1960
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:58 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Meadow: *Stopping a freight train in the train yard*
Ryan: *Fixing the track successivo to Meadow's train*
Meadow: *Gets out of the train*
Ryan: Hey. How's that letter to Nikki going?
Meadow: Just fine. So far, I told her about the time Roger backed his train up while the passengers were still getting off.
Ryan: Roger's an idiot. Don't write to her about him.
Meadow: Why not? I think she'd like to read about it. Besides, you're not the one Scrivere the letter. I am. *Walks away*

Later, at Meadow's house.

Meadow: *Continues...

#5: HATER WARS
It's NOT just MLP either.
It's fanpop and fanfiction in general..

#4: ALICORN TWILIGHT HATERS:
I can't tell te how many times I had to turn down people trying to get me to unisciti forum of getting the creaters to change Twilight back..
Three reasons..
1: and I CAN'T express this enough.. I couldn't give a rats ass, WHAT happens to her character in that type of way..
2: She's 20% cuter as an alicorn..
3: Do te really think the writers are even able to discover your dumb forums.. And even they do.. Do te really think they CARE about the your opinions.,
Sorry that this is so mean. But...

Well, here I am, starting to write articoli about ponies in my daily life.
These will be più of a dialogue than anything else, though.
Hope te enjoy this story, which occured just tonight~


Me: *Griping about Pianoforte and being very stressed out about all of my schoolwork* OHGODANDISTILLHAVEABOUTTHREEMOREMONTHSUNTILSEASONTHREEOFMLP.
My Mother: Calm down. Go practice your piano.
Me: I hate Pianoforte so much!
My Mother: te only have one più lesson for this year, sweetie.
Me: Yeah, but can I please not do it successivo year?
My Mother: Your brothers did it for one più anno than te have. te need to do it...

Congratulations to Metallica1147 for winning the fan of the mese Contest for the mese of April!

The words in bold are my domande and the words in italics are his answers.




So, you've just been announced winner of the FOTM contest on the My Little pony Friendship is Magic spot. How does it feel?
Well as pitcher Brain Wilson from the San Francisco Giants detto when his team won the World Series in 2010, "It makes me wanna rage!" In a good way though. XD

Who is your preferito pony out of the Mane Six?
Rainbow Dash.

Who is your preferito pony out of everyone?
...Rainbow Dash. XD

Who is your preferito filly?...

Greetings, fellow Bronies, and I think that this will be the first time I write something here.

My name is Alue26, but for the reasons of Internet Anomity, I'm not going to tell te my real name.

My preferito charater of MLP: FIM is arcobaleno Dash. I know, I know, most of te would be thinking now, 'Rainbow Dash? That jerk?' but let me explain.

1. arcobaleno Dash is a pony which I think has a couple of problems from inside out. Why arcobaleno Dash is so boastfull in her life, is for me in this reason. When she was young, she has had seen something, o would have experienced something where the only way...

The changeling's land, was liturary a huge swamp.

And boy did it fill up on the strong smell of one.

A long with a feeling of uncomfort for many of them, espically Pinkie and, of coarse, Fluttershy.

The five mares followed along the muddy walk way, crossing over the green, smelly, swamp water, filled with various virus's. Even the Changeling's themselves avoid going into it.

"How long do we have to stay in this crap hole?.. When are gonna find they're nest o whatever?" young Pinkie Pie groaned.

"Relax darling, we already made it" Rarity said, pointing her hoof, ahead of her, to a huge hundred foot,...

The successivo Morning...


Nikki: *wakes up* *yawns*
Sugar: *wakes up* AHHHH!!!
Nikki: What?!
Sugar: *points at clock*
Nikki: *turns around* We're late!!!


The two ponies splashed water on their faces and galloped straight to Diamond's house...


Sugar: *knocks on door*
Diamond: *opens* EHEM!
Sugar: We're so sorry Ms. Diamond, but w-
Diamond: Does it look like a give a buck of what happened?! GET TO WORK!!!
Sugar: Y-Yes ma'am! *runs to Kitchen*
Diamond: AND YOU!
Nikki: Listen, I'm sorry okay? I'll get the an-
Diamond: UGH! Just do your job!
Nikki: *rolls eyes* (walks to backyard)
Diamond: Hurry up in there!!!

Sugar:...

Trixie, ready to mostra the dark pegasus what she's made of, rears up and attacks with a large surge of power. But the enemy flies out of the way and attacks Trixie, knocking her to the ground. Pinkie Pie, seeing what happened, scared as well, decides what must be done: She has to save the babies, no matter the risk. She jumps towards the Shadowbolt, but only to be greeted with a veloce, swift hook to the face. She was on the ground, but not beaten yet. She gets Trixie back on her hooves and they both dash to the dark soul. But it was too late, because the dragon awoke from its slumber!

Seeing the baby...

and just like that,Journalism Workshop was finished...but did my single articolo got in? i dont know,probably not,they didnt really give me work after that and i was the only kid roaming around the room having a lot of time on my hooves,i felt so worthless...well,whatever,its all over now...were back to to our homeroom: 7-Magic

"okay class,we are going to learn a kind of matial art with the use of "arnis"...Den,please read the selection about the topic in your module,p. 12"

"yes,ma'am...it refers to ancient and newer fighting methods devised in the-" tana, den read aloud everything,mostly with spice...

I know this has nothing to do with My Little pony but I wanted to tell te all what I learned today. :)

~I learned to be gratefull for what te have

~Be patient even if it seems like te can never sit still

~Don't let one thing get te down. It's not worth crying over

~Be yourself. Don't be afraid of what other people will think of you

~Listen to your heart

~Try your hardest. Even if te fail, get back up and try again

~Laughter is the best remidy

~Don't be afraid to forgive.

~Believe in yourself. Anything is Possible

~Stick up for your Friends and they will stick up for you

~A smile can change ones...

*Equestria, the past, a stormy night*

Twilight Sparkle's Mother: *Puts Twilight Sparkle in bed* Sweet dreams...*hears a knock on the door*

Twilight Sparkle's Father: I wonder who that could be...

Twilight Sparkle's Mother: *Goes to the door and opens it*

*There is a baby half-human, half-wolf in a basket with a hachimaki successivo to him, crying*

Twilight Sparkle's Mother: Awwww te poor thing...*Scoops the half-wolf baby up and cradles him in her arms*

Half-Wolf: Ma-ma, Ma-ma

Twilight Sparkle's Mother: *Looks at Twilight Sparkle's Father* What should we do?

Twilight Sparkle's Father: Should we keep him?...

( Blah Blah) = What Hero o someone think ()
In full night Dan wake up
??? - come to meeee....
Dan - w-who is that
??? - come too mee
Dan look at RainbowDash
Dan - ( she sleep... who is that)
??? - uhh... COMON GET OVER HERE
Dan - ok
Dan walks away from tent and he saw... he but he (lol) wear bloody apron
??? - HI!
Dan - umm hi... who are you
??? - oh god... Im your Twin !
Dan - WHAT!
RainbowDash Wake Up
RainbowDash - Dan and Dan can you... wait... 2 Dans
Dan - He is my twin
Shadow - Hi my name is Shadow
Dan - Shadow Its not name of Shadow pony brother
Shadow - no his name is Henry
Dan - lol... ( tha fuck he cannot...

after killing the two Mexicans that had the machine gun, Con and his German Friends went to defeat più Mexicans

German colonel: where are the rest?
Con: I don't know. let's keep looking
Mexicans: *hiding behind wall*
Con: I think we defeated them all.
Germans: *searching*
Mexicans: now *open wall*
Con: più enemies 3 o'clock
Mexicans: *fire guns*
Con: *creates shield*
Mexican captain: kill that unicorn
Germans: *shoot Mexicans*
German colonel: wonderful they're all dead.
German pony 53: sir, look at this.
German colonel: my mother's sock, its a map of the entire world.
Con: what are those blinking lights...

The front of the barge soon opened, and the submarine was stuck.

Double X: What do we do now?
German colonel: we'll have te in a disguise.
Mexicans: *get submarine in oil barge*
Mexican captain: have your crew come out of your submarine immediately.
Con: we better do what he says.
Germans: *come out of sub*
Mexican captain: stay there.
Double x: Are te sure about this?
Con: yeah.
Mexican captain: take these new prisoners to the others.
Mexican corporal: Si señor
Germans: *follow corporal*
Con: now for the attack.
Double X: What?
Mexicans: Silencio!
Con: *steals corporal's gun*
Mexican corporal: HEY!...

Pinkie Pie lead Twilight and Spike to her's.. Well, the house of Mr and Mrs Cupcake, witch she stays in, as their upstairs guest.

"Ahh, here we are" Pinkie Pie detto happily.

"So... What, is this job te need?" Twilight asked.

"I need te guys to help me make some cakes?" Pinkie Pie replied.

"dose that include" Spike started, but Pinkie Pie interupted him, saying "No Spike, EATING them, is not included as part of this job" the rosa pony replied, leaning up to the little Draghi face.

Spike groaned in disapointment.

Twilight and Spike helped Pinkie Pie finish the rest of the cakes that needed to be...

At the same location where Con crashed the car, a gru was lifting it out of the lake it landed in.

US soldier: Check that car for the ammo.
US pony: *finds ammo* It's wet! This won't be good at all!
US captain: We need to deliver it to Tara quickly. *steals helicopter*
US soldier: HEY! te can't steal that! All units kill the captain!

The train stopped at Canterlot, and everypony was getting the circus set up.

US captain: *arrives in helicopter*
US soldiers: There he is! Shoot him!! *shoot down helicopter*
US captain: *falls on ground*
Con: *sneaks out of train*
US soldiers: What were te thinking?!...

Con flew out of Canterlot da airplane, and went to Las Pegasus. When he got there, he went to the Savoy.

Tara: Who would like that Limousine out there? The bidding begins.
Con: Is she for real?
Fenix: This is just one of her business' for making money to buy military equipment, mostly for Octopus-3.
Stallion: 300 bits.
Tara: 300 bits for the limo, that's 3 dollars.
Rain: Why are we here?
Con: We steal that limo once the bidding ends.
mare 66: $8!
Tara: Eight dollars.
Mirage: Why don't we buy it?
Con: We'll be helping them out if we do. When the bidding ends, they take the keys for the car, and...

The last solstice

Chapter 44: Epilogue



It has been four months since Celestia restored the gravitational balance of the universe. Life could finally go back to normal in Equestria; the broadsword of tragedy was no longer hanging above ponykind's head. Princess Luna was found in the Changeling Kingdom 5 days after the winter solstice. She was in dire condition; she almost starved to death, since the changelings were unable to take care of even her basic needs without the hive mind spell of their Queen. Fortunately, Celestia read Chrysalis' mind, before forcing her to face her inner demons. The...