(Warning! This contains spoilers and swearing!)

Holy s**t this movie was awesome! Like A+++ awesome!

Now let me collect myself. This movie (so far) is best movie of 2015, trumping even Avengers: Age of Ultron.

I didn't expect this movie to actually do well, as not a lot of people are familiar with Mad Max as a series. The nice thing is that te don't need to know anything about Mad Max to watch this movie and enjoy it. Now let's talk plot.

Our story starts with some narration about oil and the demand for oil caused a nuclear war. Skip to present time, Max is being robbed and captured da pale men...

Hello, so as I promised, I would make my lista of my superiore, in alto 15 preferito songs in MLP. I Amore a good number of these songs, so I had to add some criteria. Mostly, that, the songs that are under 45 secondi long, don't count (Pinkie Pie's outbursts). And, unfortunately, none of the songs from Equestria Girls will be on this list, because I didn't think any of the songs are stand-out worthy. *prepares for flames* I will also post my lista of my superiore, in alto 5 WORST MLP songs as well. The Musica is one of my preferito things about this show, so this was SUPER hard to lista just 15. Don't get too mad if your favorite...

te may not believe this, but this is how Derpy was born.

It all started in Frenchtown New Jersey, a quaint little city, with many friendly people, right successivo to the delware river. However on the other side of Frenchtown was a place in Pennsylvania taken over da the Japanese military. It found a new weapon that can make people unborn when they do a certain thing.

Two soldiers, Suzanne, and Josh were assigned to destroy a bridge in the Pennsy side of the delaware river, then return to Washington D.C once the mission was done.

Suzanne: What are we destroying this bridge for?
Josh: So the japanese...

"Wake up brother! Wake up!" Luna detto to her brother.
"Luna go asleep its early morning" fuoco dash detto to his sister
"Do te want to build a snowman?" Luna asked and fuoco dash immediately jumped out of letto and they ran into the great hall of canterlot castle, fuoco dash used his fuoco snow( a magical element that is a non cold version of snow, first created da prince fuoco dash) to fill the great hall, him and his sister started making snow men, and snow angels. They both laughed and played when the eldest came in and detto with a laugh "why didn't te two invite me!?!" She ran and threw a snowball...

This articolo is about Applejack. All sorts of traits of the mare Applejack, from her mane to her family, are in this little guide.

1- Appearance of Applejack
Applejack is a beautiful female pony. applejack has a straw-coloured light yellow mane and large green eyes. Other than that, it's a purely arancia, arancio pony. applejack has three large freckles on both cheeks. The most important accessory of the beautiful mare applejack is her hat. The hat is made of straw, and the mare applejack rarely takes it off her head throughout the movie.

2- Applejack's family
Applejack has an older brother named Big Mac...

It's time te learned a lesson
It's time that te understand
Don't ever count on anybody else
In this o any other land

I once hoped for friendship
To find a place among my kind
But those were the childish wishes
Of someone who was blind

Open up your eyes
See the world from where i stand
Me among the mighty
You caged at my command
Open up your eyes
Give up your sweet fantasy land
It's time to grow up and get wise
Come now, little one
Open up your eyes!

We all start out the same
With simple, naive trust
Shielded from the many ways
That life's not fair o just
But then there comes a moment
A simple truth that you...

The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure te are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like te and your friends...

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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will sposta on for defence. But te won't do it. I will send te to Russia. I want te to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust te gents. sposta out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...

Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
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Joel - Can te tell me how te got an insider to sposta Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride


Chapter 5: The rise of the pegasi


“This is outrageous!” my borther Landslide exclaimed with the spark of fury peppering his tone. “Unicornia has existed for più than a thousand years and I will certainly not allow the kingdom to now break up into two parts!”

It has been two days since we received Forever Wind's disturbing letter about the foundation of the Pegasus Commonwealth. After hearing the news, my siblings immediately came to the castello of First Magic to discuss this serious matter.

“How did we end up like this?” Whirling Abyss...

My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until te all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do te know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

*So sorry I've never made any major appearances around this club for a while now. I hope to make it up with this story, though. Enjoy.*

It was a great giorno in the Crystal Empire, and all the citizens that gleamed brightly there were having a good day. Yes, they too had their own errands to attend to, but they were still having a good time. da day, they would be filled with energy. da night, they would be fast asleep. But there would be one creepy night for their prince, Shining Armour, because something's going to get him.

One day, when he was making a trip around the castle, he accidentally bumped...

It was a beautiful day. And it was 5:00 in the morning, the birds were singing, and a cool breeze spread across PonyVille. Nikki, as usual got up at 5:30AM. After she had done her chores, took a shower, and brushed her teeth. She went directly outside with her rope. And then suddenly, her phone started to ring. When she answered it, there was an old mare on the other line. She detto that there was a loose volpe and that she needed Nikki's help right away! After she hung up, she got her tools ( A bucket, gloves, and her rope). She went running as fast as she could, but then she suddenly bumped...

In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful giorno to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* te detto it sister!
RD: ciao Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would te pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the animali with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain Cioccolato milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........

"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", detto the princess.

"I'll find him", detto arcobaleno Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", detto Twilight.

"Fine", detto arcobaleno as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The giorno and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a trono in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...

It would all come down to this. We would either lose money from these Zero Stacks, (or Z stacks for short) o we could form a rivalry with these ponies, and stop bringing them freight. I told everypony else about our suggestions, and we started thinking quickly.

Skywalker: So, what do we do?
Master Sword: Well, I'm definitely not letting this railway get out of business.
Bartholomew: I agree. Unless some other railway gets forced to merge with us fifteen years from now, I think this railroad will last for a very long time.
Skywalker: *Glares at Bartholomew*
Master Sword: So it's settled. We won't...