Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would te like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that te threatened to beat her up if te saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have te seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't te have some drinks with me? You'll Amore it.
Bob: How many did te have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would te like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would te want to beat...

Having won the battle, our Heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a pesce as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity detto slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...

Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The più he walked the più trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a secondo after being seen da Jeff.

"What did te say your Friends looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...

I hate Princess Skyla. This is a articolo explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If te are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If te are o Ribelle - The Brave enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of te Hasbro! Original indeed.

The secondo is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...

WARNING: IF te HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 2:

Chapter 1 - No, Not Pinkie Pie!:
It had been a week since arcobaleno Dash had left. Pinkie had told everypony that she had gone off to be with the Wonderbolts, and had shunned all the others.
"Well tarnation!" applejack had exclaimed. "Who needed her anyway?"
But Twilight was skeptical. She went back to the biblioteca to mull things over. ‘First mela, apple Bloom, then Twist, and now arcobaleno Dash. Why is everypony in such a hurry to leave Ponyville? And why do they keep leaving exactly once a week?’
Suddenly, a horn sounded....

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every anno on the giorno of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are te talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....

Hello and welcome to another superiore, in alto lista da Blondlionezel! This time I count down the superiore, in alto 15 Film I want out of the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Phase 4 and Beyond. Enjoy!

#10: The Eternals

The Eternals are a group of metahumans who were created da a race of giant aliens called Celestials. This would bring the Celestials have big connections to Cosmic Marvel, so it makes sense to bring them in.

#9: Agent Venom

Agent Venom (aka Flash Thompson) is the result of Project Rebirth 2.0, he was dato the symbiote Venom. A movie about hero Venom, along with the fact that he joined the Guardians of the...

Chapter 2: Intertwining

Miles looked outside, staring at the bay, lit up da the glowing moon. He turned to look at Strawberry. fragola was staring at the glowing bay, as if being hypnotized da the crashing waves and the glowing surface.

“You were going to tell me why te came to Earth” Miles told fragola sighed and looked at him with her single eyeball.

“Our people have the natural ability to live in another beings body” fragola explained, “Sometimes the host's body rejects us and they become insane”

“What do te mean?”

“They want to eat other members of the hosts species”...

Tom: What's up everypony? te know what time it is, right?
Audience: 4:35 PM.
Tom: Wrong. Well, actually, that's right, but-
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What I meant was, it's time for bloopers we created during the filming of this episode. Enjoy.

Blooper song: link

Mirage: How many Playstations do te have?
Sean: Over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Cut.
Sean: I have every single Playstation in the world!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Sean: I think we'll race on Special Stage X.
Master Sword: Don't do that. The track is an oval, and it would be perfect for Mirage.
Mirage: Yes,...

Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded da two più tracks. On one end was an earth pony that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the domanda is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell te something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies...

OK, obviously as a villain, a lot of people do not give Sunset Shimmer a lot of praise, but as a reformed villain, she has become one of the most popolare characters in the MLP franchise , and I have to say, I do like Sunset Shimmer as reformed villain and I think she makes a great edition to the HuMane 6. But here's the thing; as I detto in my precedente article, Sunset had the potential to be arguably Twilight's greatest rival, but they dropped the ball on that account. And what really drives it home for me is her defeat at the end of the first movie; not so much because she was defeated da the...

I stepped on the floating platform in a dark room. I looked all around me, nothing there was to see, all but the platform and myself. A techie screen appeared out of no where in front of me. Moments later a dark figure showed up on the screen. I couldn't detect who it was, but it looked awfully familiar.
"Identify yourself," the figure commanded.
"Princess Eclipse," I replied nervously.
"This is the one," the figure said. "Prepare the tests immediately." The figure commanded. I knew he wasn't talking to me, but he was talking to someone else? All I knew is that the figure wasn't alone- where...

RainbowDash jumped out of letto eager to start Scrivere a fanfic.Yesterday she had gotten into the myth of "it".She already was a fan of Herobrine but it was a different it,suddenly she heard a loud thump from the door.Rainbow quickly opened the front door to see Derpy handing her a letter.She took the letter as the wall-eyed pony left to a blue phone box.RainbowDash decided to do research before trying to make a story,otherwise fan faction about it.She fly down to Twilight Sparkle's library/house.She kocked on the locked door to she her purple unicorn friend opening the door with a rather messy...

"It's ok Twilight" Princess Cadance detto as she was so weak she fell and her magic that protected the Crystal Empire had faded away.

"Twili" Shining Armor detto as he gave a frown. The Crystal Empire was no longer protected. And darkness and evil soon came around The Crystal Empire. King Sombra started to turn everything gray.

"This is not good" Shining Armor detto while upset. Twilight knew she had to find the real crystal cuore before King Sombra destroys everything. She will not let everyone down. Even Princess Celestia. She was demanded to protect The Crystal Empire no matter what it took.

"I'm...

The three mov ponies landed into prime Ponyville.

"Wow, everything looks so totally.. Boring" Dragonowitiz groaned.

Suddenly he was accidentally run over a small arancia, arancio filly on a Scootaloo.

"Oh sorry Spike, I di-.. Wait! your not Spike!" Prime Scootaloo cried, as even at such a young age see can tell the difference between the Spike she knows and.. Him.

"Well.. Not your verison, at least" Dragonowitiz replied.

"What are te talking abo-

Suddenly SwagDash snatched the small filly, and began squeeze hugging her, repeatedly saying "Your alive! Your alive!"

Unfortunately, Scootaloo couldn't even breath,...

Once upon a time there lived a pony named Trixie. Trixie was a mostra off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic più than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any più of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some Cibo and some water. She walked to a small pony village. She could hardly walk...

*Bayonetta is my ponyfication off of the real video game character herself. I plan on doing a mini-series of different adventures she will encounter along the way. Some of these will include references to some fairy tales o other popolare culture. I hope te enjoy this, as well as finding the references! Plus, this first one won't be an adventure, but the future ones will be.*

It was a beautiful giorno in the little town of Ponyville, where everyone was going about doing some errands as they usually do. Plenty of stallions come up to a few mares and try to communicate with them, but don't really...

Ok before te read the fanfic I want te guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I postato it a while fa but I made some changes to it. I also postato it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter da chapter. Feel free to tell me what te think and If te have any suggestions o see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...

(I asked te all a domanda if I could do a story of Fluttershy and Rarity. Since no one answered, I assumed that it would be a yes. So here I go with "The Fair Fluttershy".)

It was a beautiful giorno in the peaceful Ponyville, where everyone was just doing their normal errands and such. Let's get to Carousel Boutique, where Rarity is having a few customers in the store. "Simmer down now!" she called out to the customers making a commotion of bargains. They wanted to buy something badly that they were becoming a little too crazy. One of the customers accidentally tripped over something and knocked...