"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arcobaleno as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me te guys. Chip called in, and detto he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are te still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are te sure te want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want te in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe te should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a puledro, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down strada, via passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Natale was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Natale Musica with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arcobaleno as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her scrivania, reception in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that te enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know te spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...

Hello. I wrote this articolo for people on this club that like Scrivere fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This articolo should help te out, and it might also encourage others to start Scrivere fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, o just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If te think you're good at writing, o do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If te don't...

Well, here we go. My first NSFW articolo ever. Please don't feel horrified at what te are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny giorno when a pony with a sniper fucile was looking at a mare swimming. The pony with the fucile was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the superiore, in alto of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an ora later, a pony was walking. This pony was known as Harry...

Okay. So my last lista was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet mela, apple Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam Lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..


1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The rosa Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do te think I even stumbled abarn sex...

Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the links to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train da himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...

applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth cupcake te had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, applejack went to go drink some water. The only place she could get water was at a river near Sweet mela, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Drinking water from river*
Snips: *Walks to Applejack* I wouldn't drink too much of that water. It might...

Pinkie Pie bounced around Ponyville on a Natale Eve. She smiled as everypony greeted her. She gave everypony a gift. "Here is your gift, Ms. Cheerilee!" Pinkie Pie detto with enthusiasm. Ms. Cheerilee gasped and said, "Thank you, Pinkie Pie! I'll be sure to open it tomorrow." She said. Pinkie Pie said, "I'll be happy to give any of my Friends gifts!" That included everybody in Ponyville, because they all knew she was a great friend.

Pinkie Pie was just finishing up. "Thank te so much, Pinkie! This gem is very radiant and beautiful!" Rarity said, beaming at the nice red gem. Pinkie Pie smiled...

I just want to say, thanks everyone for making this club such an amazing place! And I would also Amore to give a shoutout to all of my Friends in the Pokémon and Haron region club!

Acceptance.
I never quite understood how much power this word contained...until now.
I used to go to a middle school that nearly crushed the personality out of me. Everyone was cussing, being inappropriate, pushing others around, and just flat-out being bullies. And on superiore, in alto of all that, my BFF and I were growing apart. Everything I could do, she could do better, and as te can imagine, I began to grow jealous. Then,...

The train arrives at Appleloosa, and the Flim Flam brothers get out.

Applejack: *Watching* Ok, let's go. *Exits train*
Braeburn: *Follows*
Flim: *walks into saloon*
Flam: *Walks into saloon*
Dexter: *Walks into saloon*
Applejack: What do te suppose they're up to?
Braeburn: I ain't sure. We better get back to my orchard.

So they did, but inside the saloon.

Dexter: *grabs paper, and pen* Alright. What am I writing?
Flim: A letter! We've gone over this 5 times already in the train.
Flam: Here is what we want te to write. te ready?
Dexter: Ready.
Flam: Dear Applejack. te have made us attraversare, croce for the...

The last solstice

Chapter 33: The return of a Princess – Part 2


Celestia idled in her sister's office, gazing through the broken window. In front of her lay the Castle's parade ground, filled with the bodies of the fallen. The heat of the battle was gone and now the Princess of the Sun had to face reality once again. All of her suppressed emotions bottled up and a large teardrop ran down on her cheek, following the path of the burnt scars.

“What have I done?” the white alicorn whispered to herself. “Is this what I'm destined for? To cause pain and suffering?”

The unsettling questions...

When Dexter, and Octavia got to the office of the Flim Flam brothers, they saw it was empty.

Octavia: They must have escaped while we were shooting all those workers.
Dexter: We got to stop them. *runs down hallway*
Octavia: *following*

Outside the factory

Flim: We're almost out of here.
Flam: Which car are we taking?
Flim: Both of ours. te drive yours, and I'll drive mine.
Flam: Why not the other way around?
Flim: Ok!

So they both hopped into their cars, and drove away.

Dexter: Quick, let's get in my car! *gets in*
Octavia: *Gets in*
Dexter: *Drives after the flim flam brothers*
Octavia: There's...

The helicopter passed us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to unisciti us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do te like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well te must try it.
Colonel Kramer:...

Percy flew along the streets of Cheyenne, and suddenly saw Jeff coming out of a pharmacy.

Percy: Jeff!
Jeff: Percy? What are te doing? I'm not feeling well.
Percy: I know, but listen. Do te know how te got sick?
Jeff: My doctor detto it was from a filly I accidentally bumped into. She had some kind of virus.
Percy: When was it?
Jeff: Near my house.
Percy: No, when was it?
Jeff: Last night.
Percy: Alright. Time travel away.
Jeff: Uh, Percy? I don't know any time traveling spells.
Percy: Great. Our only hope is Coffee Creme.
Gordon: *stops nearby* o te can count on me.
Percy: Gordon? But you're...

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can te check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are te Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised te have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? mostra yourself!...