Fluttershy does not approve rule 34

Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and da the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car successivo to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help te with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minuti later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did te give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted te at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...

i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
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"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...

In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need più money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having animali fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if te lose, steal the money. Once te get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...

The story starts out off with Master Sword, the anti-hero who often does crazy, possibly psychotic, antics, mostly cause it's funny to watch him for. But he still has più good traits than bad ones. He's even married to Derpy now, and is a surprisingly good father to Derpy's adopted daughter Dinky. That's what makes his crazy antics all the funnier, he's still a likable guy at heart, and still a hero.

Currently Sword is seen dangeriously throwing a large bowling ball onto his and Derpy's roof, trying to knock down a frisbee he trapped up there. ''Damn it so close'' Sword groaned to himself....

The ending is reusing a scene from Season 1.. Just Amore using it..

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Derpy: Well... That was scary.

Saten: Yeah.. But we still need a lift.. Lets ask her.

Carly Jade: (walking by) Who me?

Saten: Yeah.. Mind giving us a lift to the air port?

Carly: Sure kid, just let me put my lawn trimmings in the trunk.. (puts a suspicious looking body bag into the tronco of her car).

Derpy: Saten.. I -I think that was a body.

Saten: Yeah, I thought so two, but than she detto it was lawn trimmings, gotta learn to listen Derpy.

AT THE TRAIN STATION:

Derpy:...

Richard was inside a warehouse he owned at the docks. There, he kept the Plymouth he stole, along with a Corvette, and two Ferrari's.

Richard: *Looking at his list* Okay, sooner o later, I need to learn how to stop talking to myself. Well, I'll get to it, but first, I need to steal a Rolls Royce. I saw one parked in Ponyville, just before I got into this town. I hope I can find it.

Tim and caramelle were patrolling Malpaso Avenue.

Tim: *Turning left onto Main Street*
Candy: Ooh, look at all those Porsches. *She sees seven 911 turbos, and a Cayenne*
Tim: That's nothing. te should see the Koenigsegg...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

Suzanne went to talk to the road department.

Road Department Pony: Hello ma'am, what can I do for you?
Suzanne: I would like te to put up fences around Malpaso Avenue in Gran Turismo.
Road Department Pony: Alright. *Typing down Suzanne's request on a computer* What is the reason for the fences?
Suzanne: To keep deer off the road.
Road Department Pony: How many accidents have occurred on this road because of deer?
Suzanne: A lot, at least twice a day. The accident I was involved in was horrible, and the one before that, a car caught on fuoco after hitting another car.
Road Department Pony: Alright...

The Low Riders were still waiting on the bridge going over the train tracks from the station.

Cavalier Pony: *Arrives in a red Cavalier*
Corvette Pony: Here he is.
Cavalier Pony: *Gets out of his car* What are we waiting for? We gonna race?
Corvette Pony: Yes. Let's do it.
Julia: They're getting into their cars.
Tim: *Gets on the radio* GT24, we're still observing the suspects. Another pony joined them in a red 1995 Cavalier. So far, we can't tell if the car has any license plates. We can only see the front of it.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24. What is your current location?
Tim: Round Freeway. The four...

Gordon, and Case cracker were being attacked da the Mexicans, and Fillydelphians in the pizzeria on Mane Ashbury. They were walking in an underground passage searching for a ladder to climb up.

Gordon: *Finds a ladder* This is it. *Climbs up*
Case Cracker: *Follows upwards, not saying anything*
Gordon: *Slowly opens manhill, and whispers* They're looking away from us. Follow me. *Sneaks over to a big garbage bin*
Case Cracker: *Reloads his shotgun while following Gordon*
Gordon: *Reloads his Stoner 63*
Izzy: te two should come out now!!
Gordon: Idiots. The biggest idiots I ever met. *Points his...

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next giorno

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

Case Cracker, Gordon, and Sam drove their cars to the bar. They sat at a tavolo watching the sports channel.

Case Cracker: Know if there's a game on tonight?
Gordon: Depends. Do te like basketball?
Case Cracker: Yeah, sure I do.
Gordon: Then the Lakers are going against the Nets.
Case Cracker: Sounds good.
Sam: Alright. We'll watch the game as soon as it turns on.
Gordon: But for now, let's get drunk.
Case Cracker: Yeah.
Bartender: What will it be?
Case Cracker: Get me some whiskey.
Bartender: What about te two?
Gordon: I'll take beer.
Sam: Scotch.

Meanwhile in Alameda.

Izzy: What happened?
Mexican...