Crystal Ponies

Twilight, AppleJack, PinkiPie, Rarity and Fluttershy sit down on ground. Twilight start drawing a star.
Twilight - Where is my black magic book... hmmm... oh here is it...
Twilight start spelling magic worlds... than from stella, star center rise Alicorn body. He have black mane and gray body. Hes eyes is pure blue. There no Cutie Mark only star.
Alicorn - huh... w-where I am
Fluttershy ICK! is this ... pony of...
Twilight - yes... ummm Myster
Alicorn - hm... hello ponies... oh I scare you?
Fluttershy - y-yes...
Alicron - oh well sorry. My name is... what is my name?... uhh my head...
AppleJack - te pony of...

Mick & Doug rented a flatbed, lastra piana truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, te did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...