Celestia and Luna

Episode 7

New Equestrian Order
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Canterlot - Tavern under the wet cat.

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Pony Elf - te don't have to...
Crimson - ciao te saved my friend life! più birra here!
Shadowknight - So, what is your name.
Lannel - My name is Lannel.
Crimson - Weird name...
Lannel - We elfs get name from different things. I was a bridge to my father leadership so that's what my first part of name means - bridge.
Shadowknight - And second?
Lannel - Women... I guess...
Crimson - Hmmm that's pretty OK.
Shadowknight - Well we get names just like te but less in poetry.
Crimson - My name was changed from Harvest, my father wanted...

I feel that my version of Master Sword has enough popularity that this episode should be più o less HIS EPISODE..


Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? te scared th- Oh shit, did te steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of ha rubato, stola it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! te can't steal police cars!...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, superiore, in alto Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines superiore, in alto Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...

random dialectics: arcobaleno Rocks


Hello and welcome to my newest articolo in the series of reviews I've been doing every once in a while over the past couple of weeks. Okay, months... never mind that! I usually review movies, but for now, I have decided to take a closer look on the secondo Equestria Girls cartoon, arcobaleno Rocks. It is quite obvious, yet I always state this nevertheless: if te haven't seen the cartoon yet... SPOLIER ALERT!

Although I gotta say, this review will be quite short compared to my other articles, since most of the internet reviewers have already summed the movie up pretty...

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Cioccolato Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta mostra this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...