FlashLight ShipFic.
After Twilight received her titolo as "Princess of Friendship", some thoughts were roaming through her mind, "When will I be able to travel to other places apart from Equestria, Will I have to leave my Friends to rule my kingdom, and this one thought that kept coming through her mind. "Will I have a prince to fall in Amore with?" she thought.
A Couple of weeks had passed since those thoughts. The royal alicorn was busying organizing some libri in her new huge biblioteca in the castle. "Spike!" the purple alicorn called out. "Where is that book on historical events of the royal...

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as oliva
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do te expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees:...

Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostra wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the giorno te crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...

First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of colori for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...

It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank te everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a vulcano erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Giappone has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...

So... te came to hear of Pleiades, I presume? Well, here's some of her background information and status quo. She, at one time was a regular pegasus filly of Camargue, expected to die one. Just some good n- Get back here te sticky foal! (sigh) Don't worry. She's still alive. Ooh! A mist cloud! Pleiades has the story for you!
Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, te shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two o three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...

Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Cioccolato Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta mostra this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...

Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time te ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* te have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent calcio coach.
Saten: No problem.. I Amore little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...

I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my preferito moments is found on my profilo pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pera, corpo a pera instead of apple.
Choosing death if an arancia, arancio o a banana were her only Cibo opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her mela, apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...

This is a little thing I will review about the characters in MLP and their pros and cons. Cons will most likely be why they are on a hate side of the fandom.

Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her design is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly colori but they're...

In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the lista goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....

Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having te help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for te to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot successivo week! Which means she must have these outfits da giorno after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... te Lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....

Blazin' Blue is getting visited da his parents, and after they meet his secondo girlfriend Princess Luna and their daughter Princess Nightshade, Luna wants to know più about her boyfriend Blazin' da inviting his parents (and him) to dinner, and later that same evening, as Celestia, Cadance, Shining Armor, and Princess Twilight take their seats, and the tavolo has been set...

Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be Friends with him, he...

its been about 2 weeks sense we found out zombies roam the earth yet we still have not found any survivors we fly around everyday looking and looking for a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza house to live in with no zombies
still no luck. finally we found a survivor her name is twilight she detto call her twiliey for short if te want the successivo giorno we fond a house its really big and is barricaded with stone so nothing dangrous gets in. twilight detto she used to do science
and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i detto
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...

This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her da thinking she was a ghost. arcobaleno Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are te dreaming about the time te thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope te don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure te don't get...

Now, we take a look at the military police. Their job is to check everything that's going on, and to make sure things go smoothly in certain parts of the military. The MP's have been around for quite a long time.

Twilight: Man, from all of the libri I've read, MP's have been around for at least seventy years. They take their job seriously. Good thing I ain't in the military, because te know how much I hate police ponies.
Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV mostra called M*A*S*H, at least...

Equestria, have te ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, te are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, o evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...

While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help te with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do te mean da that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did te ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did te ever realize that the reason they laugh at te is because of what te do?
Clown: What are te talking about?
Bob: They way te dress, what te do for a living, and some of the things that...