Gaara : ciao ciao put me down!
Itachi : Nooooo....Don't wanna.
*Kabuto's head come out of Gaara's gored*
Gaara : Mommy!
Kabuto : My ninja info cards ninja info cards...
Kakashi Hatake : Would te shut up!
Kabuto : My ninja info cards.....
Kakashi Hatake : That's it I'm going Kabuto hunting.
*Kakashi pulled out a mallet*
Kakashi Hatake : Say good night!
*Kabuto's head went down*
Kakashi Hatake : Damn it!
Gaara : Damn it!
Kakashi Hatake : No no don't say that.
Gaara : Why?!Old man......
Itachi : Kakashi Hatake your fighting with a child.
Kakashi Hatake : He's an EVIL child!
Itachi : Quiet.
Sasuke : Itachis going to kill me....
Sakura : No he's not he's your brother.
Sasuke : That didn't stop him from killing our family.
Sakura : Uhhh......
Kakashi: Cactus D=< *Cactus no jutsu*
Itachi : What the shit?!
Gaara : Shit!
Itachi : Don't say that.
Gaara : Why?!Old man?!
Kankuro : Gaara te really shouldn't swear.
Gaara : Quiet te fat piece of crap!
*Itachi brought the kids and Kakashi Hatake for some reason to the Akatsuki picnic spot*
Pein : Itachi why did te bring preschoolers to our picnic spot......And ....And....Hatake??!
Itachi : I dunno....
Pein : He's an Anbu!
Itachi : So....?
Tobi : HI!!!!!!Oooohhhhhh kiddies!!
*Tobi picked up Sakura*
Gaara : ciao that's mine!
*Everyone looked at Gaara*
Gaara : Uhhhh.....
*Gaara ran away*
Sakura : Temari is he okay?
Temari : Yeah.
Kankuro : ciao Temari...
Temari : What?!
Kankuro : I think-
Temari : No Kankuro te don't think.
Kankuro : But-
Temari : I don't want to here te fake thoughts.
*Kankuro went in to a state of depression*
Sasuke : Damn it now I have computation....
Sakura : Hmm?
*A few hours later they all started playing*
Sasuke : Naruto Wanna be friends?
Naruto : Su-
*Gaara came running back*
Gaara : No.He's MY best friend te can't have him...And te can't have Sakura ether.
Sasuke : Why?
*Gaara left again and Sakura came over*
Sakura : What were te guys talking about?
Sasuke : Gaara's a creep
Sakura : ..........
Naruto : What?
Sakura : Nothing.
Naruto : Sakura do te wanna play?
Sakura : No thanks.
*Hinata came over*
Hinata : Sakura,Ino,Temari,Ten-Ten and I are playing with bambole do te wanna play too?
Sakura : Sure.
Sasuke :What about us.
Sakura : I wanna play with bambole not with smelly ugly boys with chicken butt hair.
Naruto :I don't have chicken butt hair....
Sakura : Sorry.
Sakura : Come on Hinata.
Hinata : Naruto-kun do te wanna play?
Naruto : Sure I guess.
Hinata : Uh that's great let's go.
*Every one left Sasuke alone*
Sasuke : And I'm alone...
Voice 4 : Shut up priss!
Sasuke : Who detto that?!
*A vortex opened up and three teenagers and a baby came out one an emo girl with long black hair the successivo was a boy with short brown hair waring dark clothing the third was another girl with long viola hair a Tobi plush waring a long black tranche cappotto a black t-shirt and black capries the last was a baby waring a little rosa camicia and a dipper she had light brown hair put up in a little pony tail*
Voice 1 : I'm Saya.
Voice 2 : I'm Marik.
Voice 3 : I'm death.
Saya : Her name is Violet.
viola : Thanks te just blew my cover.
Saya : What cover?!
viola : ......
Voice 4 : I'm death!
Saya : te spend way to much time with Violet...Page.
Page : te blew my cover!
Saya : -_-"
Marik : Well-
*Saya started throwing fat people at Marik*
Marik : Ahhh Your still mad?!
Saya : Hell yeah!
Page : te really shouldn't insult a girls appearance.
Marik : Yeah I got that!
*An older version of Kakashi Hatake came through the vortex*
Older Kakashi Hatake : Come on Kiddies we have a mission.
Saya : Why can't we just ditch and get ice cream like always?
Older Kakashi Hatake : Obito and Rin won't let me....
Saya : Oh.
Sasuke : Obito and Rin are dead.
Older Kakashi Hatake : Yeah but there head elf's.
Sasuke : Head elf's?
Saya : Yeah there people who died but there spirits go in to there loved ones heads.
Page : Like Obito and Rin.
Tobi plush : Worship me!
viola : No one will worship you.
Tobi plush : I know Whaaaaaaa!!
Sasuke : That doll just talked!
viola : No it didn't.
Tobi plush : I'm not a doll I'm a plushie demon!
viola : Shut up!
Tobi plush : All I want is to be worshiped!Is that to much to ask?!
viola : Yes.
Tobi plush : Whaaaaaa!!!!
Saya : viola shut him up!
viola : Fine.
*Violet threw the Tobi plush through the glowing vortex*
Tobi plush : I never saw France!
All : .............