Disclaimer: I got the idea elsewhere, and re-wrote what someone else had written to suit my needs. It is not originally my work.
te KNOW YOU’RE A NEWSIES fan WHEN ...
YOU’RE BUYING A NEWSPAPER, AND te EXPECT TO PAY “A PENNY A PAPE”
te GET EXCITED WHEN te SEE libri o Film WITH NAMES LIKE “SEE SPOT RUN” o “THE KELLY GANG” BEFORE REALISING THEY ARE NOT WHAT te THINK THEY ARE
te TEND TO OFFEND PEOPLE WITH YOUR PRONUNCIATION OF THE WORD “AMBASSADOR”
YOU’RE TERRIFIED TO WEAR OUT te VHS TAPE OF NEWSIES – A DVD JUST WOULDN’T BE THE SAME
te ASSUME THAT ANYONE WEARING A “NEWSBOY HAT” AKA “BROOKLYN HAT” IS A NEWSIES FAN, FORGETTING THAT THEY ARE IN STYLE
YOUR FRIEND o FAMILY MEMBER PULLS OUT A WATER PISTOL AND THREATENS TO “SOAK YA.” te IMMEDIATELY ASSUME THAT THEY ARE THREATENING te WITH BODILY HARM, NOT JUST WATER
YOU'RE SEEING Batman FILMS AT THE CINEMA, te LOUDLY PROCLAIM THAT JACK KELLY IS IN IT, OBTAINING MANY CONFUSED LOOKS
te EXPECT TO BE LET OF SCOT-FREE AFTER BEATING SOMEONE da SAYING “I SOAKED ‘EM FOR CRUTCHY,” AND ARE APPALLED WHEN te END UP FACING NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES
YOU'RE ON A BRIDGE te HAVE TO HANG OVER THE EDGE AND YELL
te SEE A NEW YORKER SELLING NEWSPAPERS, AND te ASK THEM WHETHER THEY ARE IN “JACK’S GROUP,” o “SPOT’S GROUP,” AND UPON DISCOVERING THEY ARE IN NEITHER, te CALL THEM A “DIRTY ROTTEN SCABBER,” AND THREATEN THEM WITH MURDER
te PROUDLY TELL YOUR HISTORY TEACHER ALL te KNOW ABOUT CHILD LABOUR DISPUTES FROM THE TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY. SHE SMILES, AND NODS APPROVINGLY. te THEN ADD THAT te LEARNT IT ALL FROM WATCHING NEWSIES, NOT REALISING THAT IN DOING SO te HAVE
JUST Lost ALL OF YOUR BROWNIE POINTS
te ARE TERRIBLY BORED, te RECITE THE NEWSIES SCRIPT IN YOUR HEAD, AND TRY TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE FILM WITHOUT A PAUSE. WHEN FEELING PARTICULARLY DARING, te USE DIFFERENT ACCENTS FOR ALL THE CHARACTERS, AND TRY OUT SOME OF THE più SPECTACULAR DANCE MOVES
YOUR PARENTS ASK te WHERE te WANT TO GO ON VACATION, te IMMEDIATELY REPLY WITH: “SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO” BEFORE BREAKING INTO SONG
te DESPERATELY TRY NOT TO REALISE THAT THERE WILL NEVER BE A NEWSIES SEQUEL, AND THAT THE ACTORS IN IT ARE ALL GROWN UP, o DEAD. te ALSO COMPLETELY BLOCK THE THOUGHT THAT THE BOYS IN THE MOVIE ARE ACTORS, NOT REAL PEOPLE.
te CONSIDER IT A SIN TO FORGET A LINE FROM KING OF NEW YORK
te GET YOUR PICTURE IN THE PAPER, te ASSUME THAT te ARE FAMOUS, AND EXPECT TO GET ANYTHING WHICH te DESIRE
te CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY te CAN’T OWN ANY OF THE NEWSIES, AND te CONDUCT REGULAR EBAY SEARCHES FOR THEM
te SEE SOMEONE Leggere THE NEWSPAPER, te PUSH THEM ASIDE AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE YOUR NAME AND PICTURE IS
te HAVE BACK-UP COPIES OF NEWSIES. YOU’RE EXCUSE IS THAT te NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR FIRST ONE MIGHT RUN DOWN ...
WHEN AWOKEN IN THE MORNING da A LOVED ONE, te ARE SHOCKED, WHEN, UPON YOUR SLAPPING THEM IN THE FACE AND CALLING THEM “MAD,” THEY DO NOT LAUGH
YOU’RE SHOPPING, AND A PERSON ASKS te HOW THEY MAY HELP YOU, te REPLY WITH “DON’T RUSH ME, I’M PRUSING THE MOICHENDISE,” NOT REALISING THAT THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO GET te OUT OF THEIR WAY TO SERVE THEIR successivo CUSTOMER, BAT THAT THEY ARE MERELY ATTEMPTING TO HELP YOU
te KNOW YOU’RE A NEWSIES fan WHEN ...
YOU’RE BUYING A NEWSPAPER, AND te EXPECT TO PAY “A PENNY A PAPE”
te GET EXCITED WHEN te SEE libri o Film WITH NAMES LIKE “SEE SPOT RUN” o “THE KELLY GANG” BEFORE REALISING THEY ARE NOT WHAT te THINK THEY ARE
te TEND TO OFFEND PEOPLE WITH YOUR PRONUNCIATION OF THE WORD “AMBASSADOR”
YOU’RE TERRIFIED TO WEAR OUT te VHS TAPE OF NEWSIES – A DVD JUST WOULDN’T BE THE SAME
te ASSUME THAT ANYONE WEARING A “NEWSBOY HAT” AKA “BROOKLYN HAT” IS A NEWSIES FAN, FORGETTING THAT THEY ARE IN STYLE
YOUR FRIEND o FAMILY MEMBER PULLS OUT A WATER PISTOL AND THREATENS TO “SOAK YA.” te IMMEDIATELY ASSUME THAT THEY ARE THREATENING te WITH BODILY HARM, NOT JUST WATER
YOU'RE SEEING Batman FILMS AT THE CINEMA, te LOUDLY PROCLAIM THAT JACK KELLY IS IN IT, OBTAINING MANY CONFUSED LOOKS
te EXPECT TO BE LET OF SCOT-FREE AFTER BEATING SOMEONE da SAYING “I SOAKED ‘EM FOR CRUTCHY,” AND ARE APPALLED WHEN te END UP FACING NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES
YOU'RE ON A BRIDGE te HAVE TO HANG OVER THE EDGE AND YELL
te SEE A NEW YORKER SELLING NEWSPAPERS, AND te ASK THEM WHETHER THEY ARE IN “JACK’S GROUP,” o “SPOT’S GROUP,” AND UPON DISCOVERING THEY ARE IN NEITHER, te CALL THEM A “DIRTY ROTTEN SCABBER,” AND THREATEN THEM WITH MURDER
te PROUDLY TELL YOUR HISTORY TEACHER ALL te KNOW ABOUT CHILD LABOUR DISPUTES FROM THE TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY. SHE SMILES, AND NODS APPROVINGLY. te THEN ADD THAT te LEARNT IT ALL FROM WATCHING NEWSIES, NOT REALISING THAT IN DOING SO te HAVE
JUST Lost ALL OF YOUR BROWNIE POINTS
te ARE TERRIBLY BORED, te RECITE THE NEWSIES SCRIPT IN YOUR HEAD, AND TRY TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE WHOLE FILM WITHOUT A PAUSE. WHEN FEELING PARTICULARLY DARING, te USE DIFFERENT ACCENTS FOR ALL THE CHARACTERS, AND TRY OUT SOME OF THE più SPECTACULAR DANCE MOVES
YOUR PARENTS ASK te WHERE te WANT TO GO ON VACATION, te IMMEDIATELY REPLY WITH: “SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO” BEFORE BREAKING INTO SONG
te DESPERATELY TRY NOT TO REALISE THAT THERE WILL NEVER BE A NEWSIES SEQUEL, AND THAT THE ACTORS IN IT ARE ALL GROWN UP, o DEAD. te ALSO COMPLETELY BLOCK THE THOUGHT THAT THE BOYS IN THE MOVIE ARE ACTORS, NOT REAL PEOPLE.
te CONSIDER IT A SIN TO FORGET A LINE FROM KING OF NEW YORK
te GET YOUR PICTURE IN THE PAPER, te ASSUME THAT te ARE FAMOUS, AND EXPECT TO GET ANYTHING WHICH te DESIRE
te CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY te CAN’T OWN ANY OF THE NEWSIES, AND te CONDUCT REGULAR EBAY SEARCHES FOR THEM
te SEE SOMEONE Leggere THE NEWSPAPER, te PUSH THEM ASIDE AND DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE YOUR NAME AND PICTURE IS
te HAVE BACK-UP COPIES OF NEWSIES. YOU’RE EXCUSE IS THAT te NEVER KNOW WHEN YOUR FIRST ONE MIGHT RUN DOWN ...
WHEN AWOKEN IN THE MORNING da A LOVED ONE, te ARE SHOCKED, WHEN, UPON YOUR SLAPPING THEM IN THE FACE AND CALLING THEM “MAD,” THEY DO NOT LAUGH
YOU’RE SHOPPING, AND A PERSON ASKS te HOW THEY MAY HELP YOU, te REPLY WITH “DON’T RUSH ME, I’M PRUSING THE MOICHENDISE,” NOT REALISING THAT THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO GET te OUT OF THEIR WAY TO SERVE THEIR successivo CUSTOMER, BAT THAT THEY ARE MERELY ATTEMPTING TO HELP YOU