We live in a cruel world where the chances of most of us getting to spend più than a few mere minuti with One Direction are about as strong as the chances of Lindsay Lohan changing her name to Tits McGee (although she is the type who’d do most things for some cash).

Handily then, Louis Tomlinson has revealed to We Amore Pop magazine how he can be won over in five minutes.
“Prove that you’re fun,” he told them.

“Have a laugh and te need to laugh at my jokes – but don’t make yourself too available.

“[The last girl I gave my number to] looked good, but it wasn’t actually that. She wasn’t like ‘Oooh you’re famous!’ "
“She was dead cool, so that’s why I asked for her number.”

Got that? Don’t acknowledge that he’s famous, have loads of fun but in a non-enthusiastic and uber cool way, but don’t forget to laugh at his jokes.

Cardle has been forced to change his phone number after fellow X Factor contestants One Direction accidently let his number slip through Twitter.

The boyband were chatting in a live web chat and proceeded to let fan hear a voicemail message without realising it contained the digits of Matt’s phone number. Matt ended up receiving thousands of missed calls, voicemails and texts.

A fonte told The Sun: “Matt woke to hundreds of missed calls. He thought something serious had happened.”

However Matt took it all in good jest according to the insider. “He spoke to the lads and had a laugh.” the fonte added.