So in the dream I was having this special thing going on and I needed a personal hairstylist for it. So my mom called a local hairstylist.
When the hairstylist came, I thought she looked just like Lou Teasdale. So I asked her, "Um...what's your name?" And she said, "Lou Teasdale."
I just look at her like she was crazy. I said, "What are te doing here?!"
She looked slowly at my mom, confused. "Um...I was hired as your personal hairstylist?" It sound più like a domanda than a statement.
"But-but-you're One Direction's hairstylist! Why are te not with them?" I started to really freak out.
"One Direction? I'm sorry...but who is that?" She looked still very confused.
I couldn't speak. I was stunned to silence. I had no idea what was going on. Was this some kind of sick joke?
I grabbed her arm and said, "Come look at my room. Then you'll know who they are."
So I dragged her to my room. And this is the scary part. I opened my door and saw...my walls were covered with...The Wanted posters! Can te believe it? The Wanted! I just stared at my walls in horror. What was happening?
I turn to my mom and say,"Mom! What is all this?!"
"What is all what?"
"All The Wanted posters! What are they doing on my walls?"
"You put them there. I don't know why you're so surprised. te absolutely Amore The Wanted. I honestly can't get te to shut up about them."
I gave her a WTF look. "What? No I don't! I hate The Wanted! I "absolutely love" One Direction! Where are THOSE posters?"
"Honey, calm down. There is no band called One Direction." She put her hand on my shoulder to calm me down.
And apparently The Wanted were just as popolare as One Direction is now. The biggest boyband in the world.
I shook my head. No. This couldn't be happening. I went over and say on my bed. Then a thought occurred to me. I grabbed my phone and went to Google. I searched "One Direction." And...nothing about them came up. Nothing! What? So I searched their names individually. Turns out that they did audition for the X Factor, but they didn't make it. I felt like crying.
So then I fell asleep in my dream. And when I woke up it was a anno later. Strange. I decided to cerca their names again. Something different came up this time.
Harry Styles was a world famous tattoo artist. And apparently, he had been dating Taylor Swift...and got her pregnant! WTF?! It was a big deal obviously.
Niall Horan was a world famous taste tester. Oh Niall... He was well know da almost everyone. He wasn't dating anyone.
Liam Payne was an Olympic runner! I thought that was cool since that was what he wanted to do when he was younger. He was really good. Apparently he had never Lost a race. He wasn't dating anyone because "he needed to focus on his running."
Now, Louis and Zayn were the strangest.
Zayn was a model (haha of course) and he was dating...Elenour Calder! And they were the "it couple." They were "so very in love."
And Louis was a very famous actor. He was apparently really good. And was dating...Perrie Edwards! It was so weird! Zayn and Louis swapped girlfriends! I had no idea what was going on. I was so confused. I honestly thought I needed to be in a mental hospital o something.
So then I went to sleep again in my dream. And when I woke up, I woke up in real life too. I just laid there. I didn't even data look at my walls. I just put my hands on my face and said,"Please tell me that wasn't real." So I slowly leaked out from behind my hands and looked at my walls. They were covered in One Direction posters like they should be! I had finally woken up from that horrible nightmare! I just laid there thinking, wow, what have te done to me boys?
So...yeah. That was my dream that I had last night. Strange right? Yeah it was. Very.
When the hairstylist came, I thought she looked just like Lou Teasdale. So I asked her, "Um...what's your name?" And she said, "Lou Teasdale."
I just look at her like she was crazy. I said, "What are te doing here?!"
She looked slowly at my mom, confused. "Um...I was hired as your personal hairstylist?" It sound più like a domanda than a statement.
"But-but-you're One Direction's hairstylist! Why are te not with them?" I started to really freak out.
"One Direction? I'm sorry...but who is that?" She looked still very confused.
I couldn't speak. I was stunned to silence. I had no idea what was going on. Was this some kind of sick joke?
I grabbed her arm and said, "Come look at my room. Then you'll know who they are."
So I dragged her to my room. And this is the scary part. I opened my door and saw...my walls were covered with...The Wanted posters! Can te believe it? The Wanted! I just stared at my walls in horror. What was happening?
I turn to my mom and say,"Mom! What is all this?!"
"What is all what?"
"All The Wanted posters! What are they doing on my walls?"
"You put them there. I don't know why you're so surprised. te absolutely Amore The Wanted. I honestly can't get te to shut up about them."
I gave her a WTF look. "What? No I don't! I hate The Wanted! I "absolutely love" One Direction! Where are THOSE posters?"
"Honey, calm down. There is no band called One Direction." She put her hand on my shoulder to calm me down.
And apparently The Wanted were just as popolare as One Direction is now. The biggest boyband in the world.
I shook my head. No. This couldn't be happening. I went over and say on my bed. Then a thought occurred to me. I grabbed my phone and went to Google. I searched "One Direction." And...nothing about them came up. Nothing! What? So I searched their names individually. Turns out that they did audition for the X Factor, but they didn't make it. I felt like crying.
So then I fell asleep in my dream. And when I woke up it was a anno later. Strange. I decided to cerca their names again. Something different came up this time.
Harry Styles was a world famous tattoo artist. And apparently, he had been dating Taylor Swift...and got her pregnant! WTF?! It was a big deal obviously.
Niall Horan was a world famous taste tester. Oh Niall... He was well know da almost everyone. He wasn't dating anyone.
Liam Payne was an Olympic runner! I thought that was cool since that was what he wanted to do when he was younger. He was really good. Apparently he had never Lost a race. He wasn't dating anyone because "he needed to focus on his running."
Now, Louis and Zayn were the strangest.
Zayn was a model (haha of course) and he was dating...Elenour Calder! And they were the "it couple." They were "so very in love."
And Louis was a very famous actor. He was apparently really good. And was dating...Perrie Edwards! It was so weird! Zayn and Louis swapped girlfriends! I had no idea what was going on. I was so confused. I honestly thought I needed to be in a mental hospital o something.
So then I went to sleep again in my dream. And when I woke up, I woke up in real life too. I just laid there. I didn't even data look at my walls. I just put my hands on my face and said,"Please tell me that wasn't real." So I slowly leaked out from behind my hands and looked at my walls. They were covered in One Direction posters like they should be! I had finally woken up from that horrible nightmare! I just laid there thinking, wow, what have te done to me boys?
So...yeah. That was my dream that I had last night. Strange right? Yeah it was. Very.
Made by: nevenkastar
We live in a cruel world where the chances of most of us getting to spend più than a few mere minuti with One Direction are about as strong as the chances of Lindsay Lohan changing her name to Tits McGee (although she is the type who’d do most things for some cash).
Handily then, Louis Tomlinson has revealed to We Amore Pop magazine how he can be won over in five minutes.
“Prove that you’re fun,” he told them.
“Have a laugh and te need to laugh at my jokes – but don’t make yourself too available.
“[The last girl I gave my number to] looked good, but it wasn’t actually that. She wasn’t like ‘Oooh you’re famous!’ "
“She was dead cool, so that’s why I asked for her number.”
Got that? Don’t acknowledge that he’s famous, have loads of fun but in a non-enthusiastic and uber cool way, but don’t forget to laugh at his jokes.
Handily then, Louis Tomlinson has revealed to We Amore Pop magazine how he can be won over in five minutes.
“Prove that you’re fun,” he told them.
“Have a laugh and te need to laugh at my jokes – but don’t make yourself too available.
“[The last girl I gave my number to] looked good, but it wasn’t actually that. She wasn’t like ‘Oooh you’re famous!’ "
“She was dead cool, so that’s why I asked for her number.”
Got that? Don’t acknowledge that he’s famous, have loads of fun but in a non-enthusiastic and uber cool way, but don’t forget to laugh at his jokes.
One Direction have offered some sage consigli to singers hoping to find fame on this year’s series of The X Factor.
The teenage boyband came third on the 2010 run of the ITV reality TV mostra and unlike Cher Lloyd who advised the new batch of hopefuls to ‘run away’ and hide, the boys claim that all the wannabes need to do, is just be themselves.
Speaking to ITV.com, Harry Styles detto contestants shouldn’t be ‘phoney,’ explaining:
Don’t be phoney! Be yourself and don’t pretend be something you’re not. The public will see right through it.
Louis Tomlinson added:
Switch your songs up and don’t be afraid to go out of your comfort zone. And dress to impress. STANDARD!
Niall Horan thinks the singers just need to relax and enjoy the show, saying:
Make sure te relax and enjoy it – don’t let nerves kill all the fun. And don’t be a diva – be nice to everyone who helps te as it’s highly likely you’ll meet them again further down the line.
The teenage boyband came third on the 2010 run of the ITV reality TV mostra and unlike Cher Lloyd who advised the new batch of hopefuls to ‘run away’ and hide, the boys claim that all the wannabes need to do, is just be themselves.
Speaking to ITV.com, Harry Styles detto contestants shouldn’t be ‘phoney,’ explaining:
Don’t be phoney! Be yourself and don’t pretend be something you’re not. The public will see right through it.
Louis Tomlinson added:
Switch your songs up and don’t be afraid to go out of your comfort zone. And dress to impress. STANDARD!
Niall Horan thinks the singers just need to relax and enjoy the show, saying:
Make sure te relax and enjoy it – don’t let nerves kill all the fun. And don’t be a diva – be nice to everyone who helps te as it’s highly likely you’ll meet them again further down the line.
Niamhs P.O.V
We got to the shopping center and went to the shoe negozio 'Cans'
and Niall bought me a pair of red kneen hight converse. Aw, I Amore that boy!!
Then we got ice cream and went to the park. 'Niamh, there is this dance on...' Niall detto quitly '
and I was thinking about asking Sarah'. I looked at him my eyes filled with tears. 'Oh god!! I was only joking!! I didn't mean to upset you!!'
I wiped the tears from my eyes 'Who were te going to ask?' I smiled 'My girlfirend, who is nicer and prettyer then her twin...'.
'Love te too Niall' We heard some one behind us. It was Sarah and Harry. 'Oh, did te hear that?' he detto shly.
'Yeah' Sarah laughed. 'Sorry' he went all red.
Then I Sarah this look, and she got the idea.
'Come on Harry lets go to monsoon'
We got to the shopping center and went to the shoe negozio 'Cans'
and Niall bought me a pair of red kneen hight converse. Aw, I Amore that boy!!
Then we got ice cream and went to the park. 'Niamh, there is this dance on...' Niall detto quitly '
and I was thinking about asking Sarah'. I looked at him my eyes filled with tears. 'Oh god!! I was only joking!! I didn't mean to upset you!!'
I wiped the tears from my eyes 'Who were te going to ask?' I smiled 'My girlfirend, who is nicer and prettyer then her twin...'.
'Love te too Niall' We heard some one behind us. It was Sarah and Harry. 'Oh, did te hear that?' he detto shly.
'Yeah' Sarah laughed. 'Sorry' he went all red.
Then I Sarah this look, and she got the idea.
'Come on Harry lets go to monsoon'
