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As you\'re probably aware by now, One Direction have announced loads of deets about their new album Made in the A.M. We\'ve gotta wait till November 13th to have it in and around our lucky little lugholes, but until then we\'ve got this brand new track \'Infinity\' to tide us over. Y\'know, sort of like how we got \'Fireproof\' from Four a bit early? Hooray.
Harry, Liam, Niall and Louis have put the album up for pre-order already (the deluxe edition has SEVENTEEN frickin\' tracks), and anyone who does that gets the song instantly. Bam. There you go. How d\'ya like them apples?
You can also stream it on Spotify or just buy it as a standalone song or whatever, but yaddda yadda boring boring let\'s get to the good stuff.
In terms of other 1D stuff, we\'re gonna say it\'s kinda similar to \'Story of My Life\' but also not similar at the same time (sidenote: we sort of struggle to form coherent sentences when it comes to new One Direction music.)
It\'s actually the work of the same bunch of boys behind \'Story of My Life\' (John Ryan, Jamie Scott and Julian Bunetta) but \'Infinity\' properly steps things up a notch. This one\'s a huge, anthemic track that\'ll sound insane in stadiums, arenas or wherever they plan on playing it live; and we\'re just gonna put it out there and say the big belty chorus kinda reminds us of a Coldplay track. Or...Kings of Leon? We don\'t even know.
The lads\' vocal game\'s on point (that inflection Nialler uses throughout his verse, though), there\'s some really cool, experimental production not even your dad could deny is \'proper music\' and, yeah, we don\'t even massively miss Zayn\'s voice on it.
No shade intended, btw. It\'s just perfect as it is. PER-FECT.
\'How many nights does it take to count the stars? That\'s the time it would take to fix my heart.\'
Oh you\'re just being ridiculous now. NEXT.
Right now and on repeat for the foreseeable. LET\'S DO THAT NOW SHALL WE?
What d\'ya make of \'Infinity\', then? Loving it? Give us a tweet over @sugarscape or drop a comment in the box below, if you fancy. Gracias and ta very much.
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