ONE DIRECTION'S X FACTOR PERFORMANCES: A DEFINITIVE RANKING 

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On 12th December 2010, a wise man by the name of Zayn Malik said \'This isn\'t the last of One Direction\'. And while loads of

-types follow the \'career\' path of booted off > dodgy covers album about 2 months later for Mother\'s Day > dropped > personal appearance at Oceana Skegness, said wise man Zayn Malik was right. It

Well now - as Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole/Fernandez-Versini, Nick Grimshaw and Rita Ora set out to find the next generation of telly talent show wannabes - we\'re feeling all nostalgic. Nostalgic for those five floppy-haired fellas jumping about on stage every Saturday. Nostalgic for Harry Styles slaying

. Even a bit nostalgic for those weird, really thin scarf things they used to wear.

The whole thing\'s basically just an excuse to trawl YouTube for the best part of an afternoon and discuss Liam Payne\'s hair at length. So sit back, relax and prepare to be hit slap bang in the ovaries with *all* the fetus feels. We\'re talking

at judges\' houses. We\'re talking that time Robbie Williams joined the band for three minutes. We\'re talking UV SPACEMAN PUFFER JACKETS OF DREAMS.

You ready? Let\'s do this shiz (they\'re in reverse order, \'cause that\'s how we do.)

Best bit: Niall grinning throughout the entire thing. It\'s not like it\'s, y\'know, a serious ballad blubfest or anything.

Best bit: The close-up of Harry\'s face at 1:00. You can literally SEE PORE.

Best bit: The bit where Cher Lloyd did it better (sorry not sorry). Also the early signs of the infamous HARRY SHOULDER PUNCH at 0:36.

Best bit: Just the thought of Louis\' reaction if this came on in da cluuuub, to be honest. GLITTER CANNONS AND SASSY STRUTTING AHOY.

Best bit: All of One Direction in suits. That is all.

Hair game score: 10/10. 11/10 for Zayn.

Hair game score: 6/10. Louis\' hoodie sitch is the only thing letting the side down here tbh. However that\'s probably just so it doesn\'t get ruined by the snow.

Best bit: Zayn\'s big Mariah moment at 1:17. Seriously.

Hair game score: 10/10. YES el Maliko\'s floppy fringe.

Best bit: The Halloween/\'we\'re all suffering from pink eye, babes\' make up.

Best bit: The awkward post-chorus \'running-down-about-two-stairs\' bit.

Best bit: \'We\'re the kids, we\'re the kids in America\' shouty bit. In potentially the most British accents of all time.

Best bit: Harry Styles. THAT BRIDGE.

Hair game score: 1/10. Soz, Nialler.

Best bit: The entire 2 minutes and 6 seconds. Also Zayn\'s ad libs.

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