ONE DIRECTION ON ALAN CARR CHATTY MAN: ALL THE BEST BITS 

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​Cometh the hour, cometh the One Direction, who finally sat their little bottoms down on Alan Carr\'s Chatty Man couch last night for a chat after teasing us with snippets of their interview and these bits on Twitter for the past week or so.

In the least surprising news since this lot made the Most Eligible Bachelors list, the whole thing was more delightful than a canteen full of Yorkshire puddings and while we might seem calm on the outside, our insides currently feel like we\'re at the opening of Thorpe Park\'s Fright Night.

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12 hours on and we\'re still actually recovering from it all, which is also weirdly how we feel 12 hours after coming off the waltzer at Winter Wonderland.

If you managed to miss the boys interview because a) your dad was hogging the remote and insisting on watching Antiques Roadtrip and/or b) you were too busy doing some sort of excited jig in anticipation for the interview and actually forgot to turn over to Channel 4 to watch, YOU\'RE IN LUCK. 

Why? Because we\'ve rounded up all the best bits for you so, in the words of Aerosmith, you don\'t have to miss a thaaa-ang. LEGGO.

The bit where we found out we shouldn\'t trust Louis Tomlinson if he ever offers us a box of cereal

The boys were discussing their dressing room wars when Liam Payne revealed that Louis once threw a cereal box full of mustard and other condiments in his room, along with a bowl of pasta.

Tub of pasta on the floor, stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house​.

The bit where we also found out we shouldn\'t trust One Direction if there\'s a dog and a bottle of champagne around

Still on the subject of those dressing room wars, Liam explained: "​[Louis] had also thrown a bottle of champagne that was going everywhere. ​The dog [they had with them] was pissed! It does get quite boring [on tour] so we throw stuff at each other. And a dog gets pissed and we have a great time."

The bit where Luigi called Niall Horan a \'little shit\' for changing the \'Change Your Ticket\' lyrics

Louis & Liam talking about Change your ticket and about how Niall changed the lyrics Louis called him "little shit" pic.twitter.com/CgZznWjVYe

— Niall Updates (@Niall_Updatess) December 11, 2015

The bit where someone should\'ve told the boys to wear trousers made of velcro so they wouldn\'t slip off the shiny sofa

Failing that, they probably should\'ve just oiled up the sofa a bit more and made it into a slip \'n\' slide\'. We\'d pay good money to see that. MOVING ON.

The bit where Alan Carr set up a helpline for fans struggling to cope with the upcoming hiatus

— Harry Updates (@TheHarryNews) December 12, 2015

The bit where we found out some cheeky so-and-so must\'ve put superglue on R. Kelly\'s seat at the VMAs because he DIDN\'T STAND FOR ONE DIRECTION\'S PERFORMANCE.

Also includes Niall\'s flawless R.Kelly impression, Liam revealing his karaoke song and Harry discussing when he knew \'it had got so big\'. WAHEY. HASHTAG LADS.

The bit where they discussed fans\' amazing signs at gigs

#MTVStars One Direction || Who knew @Harry_Styles\' hair grew so quickly? #1DonChattyMan #ChattyMan (09.12.15) pic.twitter.com/nwKry1g1BK

Not sure if this can be called a best bit since it made us cry like a baby, but still.

The bit where Liam came up with a cunning disguise for Harold

The bit where they made us weep AGAIN with this lovely message for the fans

The bit where they performed \'History\' and of course, THE BLOODY DANCE OFF.

We\'ve had to include this in one point since all the videos are blocked on YouTube, so soz about that. Here\'s a full video of everyone 1D did on Alan Carr though, and apologies in advance for how many different emotions their dance-off (and their performance) might make you feel.

Full video (Includes Interview, Dance Off, and Performance) of the boys on Alan Carr yesterday (12/11/15)

We\'ve waited years for this. STICK A FORK IN US, WE\'RE DONE.

In conclusion, the interview was incredible and we feel like we need a nap to recover from it all. Send us your thoughts on this to the usual place, please and thanks.

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