What is your favourite quote from every character?

Skipper: Just smile and wave boys/ te just mermaid my day
Kowalski: te dont have a family and we are all going to die
Rico: I dunno
Private: Are te my family?
Classified: Im afraid, that this information is "Classified"/Ugh its like talking to my parents/Oh no were dead,dead, dead!
Eva: Wheres the sound?
Corporal: I dont wanna die, Im too squishy/
Short Fuse: And I have flippers, so its flipping useless!
King Julian: I like to sposta it/Dont touch my feet/Me and my JJ

"Based on what I know about zombies, the safest place to hide is in a small, dark room with creepy lighting."
"Well, I'll be a bicycle cream cone!" -Kowalski, and any other thing he detto while he had brain damage in Miracle on Ice xD (And basically all of "The Kowalski")

And another quote detto da Skipper in "Private and the Winky Factory". I can't remember what it is though! What I can remember is that he was mocking Private.

Skipper: are te naked? oh look we're all naked
Private: ha take that and here's another one for your beady little eyes! XD
Kowalski: stop it!, my eyes aren't beady, Skipper!
Rico: Are te kidding me?!
Marlene: " Ah worse than toy duck!!!
King Julien: I like feet because i'am a dumb dumb yay
Mort: and I will have VENGENCE!! be right back
Maurice: eating my banana hope no one TAKES it!!
Officer X: I hate penguins...still
Dr. Blowhole: guess who pen-gu-ins?
Hans: I kissed your sister on the lips!
Alice: whatever
ratto King: yeah well I break yours!!
Leonard: again with the third person?!
Pinky: it's too hot baby!
Joey: ball, circle, ball
Becky and Stacy: please say yes, please say yes, please say yes!
Bada: do te know what rhymes with yellow snow?