The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear o excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.
Skipper: Tonight, as te can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?
Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.
Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.
Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.
Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...
Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.
Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.
Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.
Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the popcorn behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.
Private also goes up to the flashlight like the precedente story tellers.
Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn da the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad scoiattolo and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little scoiattolo says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little scoiattolo a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a arachide, arachidi burro winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will superiore, in alto all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!
Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.
Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a arachide, arachidi burro winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! te want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the delfino habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...
Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.
Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how te tell a horror story! *Wink*
Skipper: Tonight, as te can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?
Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.
Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.
Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.
Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...
Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable.
Kowalski: This scientist went out to get supplies in a near laboratory, and found almost all the ingredients he was looking for...
Rico: *Bored sigh*
Kowalski: But he realized, that where the Perfluorooctanoic acid he was looking for... had spilt all over the floor and was contaminating the whole place!!!
Skipper/Rico: -_-
Private: ???
Skipper: Anyways, who wants to tell an actual scary story.
Kowalski makes an angered/frustrated expression before he plops down on a pillow.
Rico: Blafle heergh!
Skipper: Ok, your turn Rico.
Eager to tell his story, Rico runs up to the flashlight and leaves the popcorn behind.
Rico: Blahrhg... bleuhehure... blarghblaheyrgh... RLARGHBRAWGER!
Skipper/Kowalski/Private: O_O
Skipper: Oooook.... next.
Private: Ooh Skippah! I have a good one! :D
Skipper: Go ahead.
Private also goes up to the flashlight like the precedente story tellers.
Private: A maaaaagical Lunacorn da the name of Mr. Sparklefluff is flying over Raincloud City one day, and he finds a sad, sad little squirrel. Mr. Sparklefluff goes over to the sad scoiattolo and says, "What's wrong little critter?", and the little scoiattolo says, "I dropped my snowcone!". So Mr. Sparklefluff uses his amazing helping powers and gives the little scoiattolo a snowcone, and a hug! The end! :D
Skipper: ....Really?
Kowalski: I never knew a horror story could hold that much cute capacity.
Private: I'm going to get a arachide, arachidi burro winky... :(
Private gives the flashlight to Skipper and saunters to the hidden cabinet.
Skipper: My story will superiore, in alto all of your dim, teeny-tiny baby stories! Watch and learn, men!
Kowalski and Rico don't respond, because when it comes to Skipper, it's NEVER a good idea to back sass.
Skipper: It was a dark, spooky... uh... *looks at calendar* Wednesday night, and everything was quiet around the zoo.
Private returns with a arachide, arachidi burro winky and whispers to Kowalski.
Private: Psst! Kowalski! te want some of my winky?
Skipper: QUIET!
Private: Ahh! Sorry Skippah!
Skipper: Everything was quiet, until there was a strange knocking on the delfino habitat... *smirks at Kowalski*...
Kowalski, who was fiddling with his abacus, looks up, actually seeming interested in one of Skipper's bizarre horror stories.
Skipper: And then, after the knocking had finished... Doris... was... GONE!!!
Kowalski: *Puts flippers over eyes* No!
Skipper: *Turns to Private* And the only trace left... was the head of a Lunacorn!!!
Private: Eek! *Hides under blanket*
Skipper: But it gets worse! *Goes over to Rico* All the ammo in the zoo... DISSAPEARS!
Rico: Ahhh!!!
Skipper: And lastly, all those things, including the ammo that was somewhere hidden, EXPLODED!!!!
Rico/Kowalski/Private: AHHHHHHHH!!!! *Runs out of habitat*
Skipper: Now that's how te tell a horror story! *Wink*
Marlene: I know how to teach Eva her bird sounds Skipper in a song but there's one I don't know Skipper: Start Canto Marlene: (sings) Skipper Freaks People Out Rico goes jerk and the Private goes will te go out on a data with me Eva is dumb and Kowalski stresses out shyly Alice goes my great great grandparents Classified runs away from Dave the Octopus but theres one sound that no one knows what does the Julien say
heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk
what does the Julien say
I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before
what does the Julien say
nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag
what does the Julien say
annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy
what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows
Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.
heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk
what does the Julien say
I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before
what does the Julien say
nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag
what does the Julien say
annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy
what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows
Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.