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What are te eating, Kowalski?

added by quasomeness

Source: The Big sposta

I thought te all would laugh at this pic from The Big Move. What happened to Kowalski?

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I Pinguini di Madagascar

pinguino

kowalski

fat

shrink

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kowalkielol lol, i loved tis part

carsfan O.O WTF?! xD

ILUVKOWALSKI Ah well its whats inside that counts :)

Tressa-pom If you are Kowalski's fangirl don't watch these episodes: Brain Drain Big Move

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Well it doesn't bother me and I'm a massive Kowalski fangirl :)

mostar1219 ^ ditto. actually, they were both completely HILARIOUS

ILUVKOWALSKI ^ Yeah they were awesome :)

jp1-3penguin hahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes too much fun

skipper12a Kowalski: Too small... Too big... Too fat... Too thin... Too.. Why am I polka-dotted?! LOL love this part!

krazy4kowalski I think the creators are enjoying episodes that have humor all at Kowalski's expense. Why do people like seeing a smart guy get hurt? Kowalski: Yeah, that's right, and furthermore...*falls down a really long flight of stairs, has a bilboard fall on him, has a giant robot fall on him, gets his brain drained, kicked by rhino, shrunk, grown, polka dotted...* Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

quasomeness ^I think that's funny as long as the creators don't make that the primary trait of Kowalski.

quasomeness Btw, Kowalski's feet are huge!

Lt_Kowalski Wow..... This really hurt my feelings.....

krazy4kowalski ^There, there. *pats his shoulder* Now let's go get you a swimming pool of chocolate ice cream.

ImAnEasel XD XD XD I love this part!!! *saves to favourites* He still looks really cute! :3

Neropenguins lol Kowalski :D:D

Lt_Kowalski I look SO over weight!! 600 lbs and still living! Might as well create a television show of me just like all the other ones!

Kowalski355 XDDD Private: Have you been eating all my Peanut Butter Winkeys? XD

CuteCuddly @Lt_Kowalski: Aw, come one. It's funny. At least at the end you were still small and NOT poka dot. "Why am I poka dot?????"

ImAnEasel ^ Agreed. XD

Skiparah I found it a bit hard to endure 'Action Reaction' do to fandom.

Martha85 he ate his...brain XD lol

mostar1219 he ate a LAZAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hennry he is just like me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSeUaG3C5Ks

alepop like me.

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BluePost

posted by Icicle1penguin

(Hi! Amy is actually my friend's pinguino she made up. I think she is either gonna get angry that I put her in this story, o happy...Well, Idk. I also put me in it. I was bored, so I made this.)
(One-Shot)

Skipper watched Amy walked to the other side of the room. His paranoia was kicking in since she came in this morning with Icicle. Yes, but Amy has other plans other than just arguing with Skipper. So she went against him once. Big deal! It's not like she'll do it again...

"Will te stop staring at me!" she yelled, "Gosh!" Amy angrily sat down and turned on the T.V.

Skipper pulled out a bamboo...

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Ally and Kat 1

posted by woowie

It was midnight. A box arrived at the Zoo. It was dato to Zookeeper Alice, who brought the gabbia, cassa over to the pinguino exhibit, then opened it. Out came two penguins, a small one, and a taller one. Alice left once the two creatures were in the exhibit. "Where are we?" asked the smaller penguin. "I don't know.us It's too dark. A football stadium, maybe?" The two dozed off.

"Skipper, who's that?" a voice said. "I don't know, but they better leave! Rico!"
"Bleh!"
The girls woke up. "Who are you?" the small one said. "I'm Skipper," one said, "this is Kowalski, Private, and Rico." "Bleyableh!" detto one of the taller ones. "Oh. Well, I'm Kat, and this is Ally. Nice to meet you!" detto the taller girl. There was a long silence, broken da Rico. "Bleh!" he yelled.

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Thirteen

posted by Cornflak

He found Skipper sitting in the middle of the HQ.

“Private, there te are!” he detto without standing.

“Sorry ‘bout that, Skippa! Just had to feed Rico…”

He tilted his head, “I admire your tenderness, Private, but keep in mind that he’s being punished.”

“Yes, Skippa…”

Silence…

“So…how did the mission go?” Private made an attempt to make conversation.

Skipper chuckled and rolled his eyes with a smile.

“Ringtail isn’t doing anything important, and Kowalski’s probably Scrivere down his every action. I hate to say it, but the mission was a bust.”

“Oh…”

More silence…...

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"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell te about minding your steps? te should...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They dibattito amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pancakes, pancake with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
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