posted by ALN07
te Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
te go to the Empire State Building and te ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and te scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time te use the Internet, te thank Hermes.
When te see Harry Potter, te think of Percy with glasses. *
te burn Cibo to see if it smells good. *
te see an owl, te go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
te think that your preferito singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to te dies and te give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and te create a PJO family.
te go on a cruise and te hope the barca isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a barca and te pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and te hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast te out of the air. *
te go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
te find your true Amore and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
te think George cespuglio, bush is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with te everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
te get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
te get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
te sometimes try to control water. ***
te don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, te claim te have ADHD o dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
te yell "Annabeth!" every time te see a NY Yankees hat.
te make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime te see an arancia, arancio shirt, te look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
te are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When te see/hear about anything mythology-related, te talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York o San Francisco-related.
te are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
te are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
te claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your Friends argue with you. *****
te have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
te carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time te pick up a pen, te think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time te play dodge ball, te bring a suit of armor.
te go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
te find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, te yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO te Amore ANNOYING ME?!"
te stuff your Harry Potter libri in the back of your closet so te have some più places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, te say: "I hope te shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, te burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
te pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) te scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, te pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
te are known to scream names of the characters at random times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
te pray to Athena when te don’t study for a math test.
And when te flunk detto test, te blame her irritation on Percabeth.
te make a lista of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy più than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also te might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When te steal your friend's pen te believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and te thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
te write fan fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds te from the computer, te blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
te want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
te give all your Friends god parents **
te quiz fellow fan on the minor gods and win. **
te spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
te plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
te imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
te get your parents to start Leggere PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
te think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
te have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
te want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks te need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
te blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
te imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one Ribelle - The Brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the domanda of why te were laughing, te try to explain. **
They think te are nuts because te are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
te think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
te know you're obsessed when te lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
te think all the popolare girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
te go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
te read page 287 of BotL over and over again o say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
te and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada o Canadians. ***
te and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only te two in it.***
te get other people obsessed. ******
te know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your preferito quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
te and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, te give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time te see a guy in a wheelchair te think "Chiron!!” *
te find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, te take the oath of the hunters
when te burn yourself, te curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter successivo to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who te really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when te are wearing shoes. **
te checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
te know which pages the good parts are on. ****
te suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
te start hearing Percabeth in every song te hear. *
te started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
te start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
te never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
te ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
te start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each giorno te check every fan site te know of for new information. *
te try to figure out how much Cibo dye te need to turn Cioccolato chip biscotti, cookie blue.
te make references to it in school reports and/or to Friends that haven’t read it. **
The first thing te ask someone when te meet them is, “Have te read PJO?” ***
te yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever te enter a boat.
te curse a god/goddess a lot.
te have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
te know PJO better than most sane people ******
te have links to every great PJO site *****
te beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
te add things to the lista every giorno **
te know what te would do if te were Percy *
te argue with your Friends about if Nico should turn evil o not (NOT!)
At least half of your Friends have read all the PJO, o are going to in the very near future ***
te wish te could find a arcobaleno to see if Iris messages work **
te give Friends and yourself a godly parent, **
te are trying to learn Greek *****
te keep thinking about one of the PJO libri when te go on a trip. ***
te think of Percy every time te see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
te have an instant crush on Nico! **
te just have to research più about Greek mythology ******
te want to learn Latin ***
te copy/paste this onto your profilo ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a attraversare, croce over *****
te have taken every test te can find about what demigod parent te would/do/should have, and your trying to get your Friends to****
te make sure all of your Friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what te say when talking about PJO ****
Your Friends (At least one), think te are obsessed with PJO, and te agree **********
te have one o più things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks te why, te tell them******
te have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and te don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when te read this********************
te own every single book***
te are planning on adding a lot più things to this lista **
te call yourself a demigod ******
te wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
te plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
te find yourself praying to a random god when te didn't study for a math test because te were too busy Leggere PJO
You’ve called someone te know a satyr.
te have AP European History and te wish Annabeth could tutor te about all the architects te have to know.
And that’s how te know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
added by TheatreworksUSA
Check out the opening to the new musical The Lightning Thief! This is not of the actual mostra that will be in NYC this summer, but of a benefit concerto that happened earlier this year.