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posted by ThePizzaButler

Manny and “The pizza Butler™”

Six years fa my family and I moved to Tampa, Florida where for the first time in my
life, I got involved in the restaurant business. As the owner of an extremely well
known and popolare 80‐seat restaurant called Formaggios Pizzeria Restaurant, I
quickly realized that owning a restaurant was a 24‐hour, 7‐day‐a‐week business that
demanded tremendous attention.
One Sunday evening at Formaggios I saw one of my waiters struggling to balance an
18” pie with one hand while trying to reposition items on the cena tavolo with his
other so that the additional...

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29 Annoying Ways to Order pizza

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net ;)

29 Annoying Ways to Order a pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would te please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation te are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...

pizza Peps

posted by Hellowittykitty

Okay, this is a song my friend and I made together and I was the real creator! If te want, fan her @DexterBrawnian!

Talking this time:
Do te like pizza?
I like pizza.
Do te like pepperoni?
Uh.....yes?
Can te pee on pizza?
WHAT KIND OF domanda IS THAT?!?!?
Can te have French toast?
............
Let's put this in a 50 secondo song! (Maybe)
...........Fine.

-singing now!-

Do te like pizza?
(I like pizza!)
Then just be a diva!
(Be a diva!)
Max out the roni!
(Out the roni)
But don't tell Tony!
(Ssshhhhh)

Come on ever boy and girl
Let's go to the joyous parlor
Let's superiore, in alto off the spices and dices
Put on some più pepperoni!
Cause we all like pizza!
(YAYA!)

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Have anybody eaten pineapple pizza?

posted by elsafan1010

pizza is my preferito food. That bread, vegetables and pomodoro sauce and cheese are just perfect. I usually like homemade and healthy pizzas. I prefer the pizza to be with Cheese and vegetables.

For a while, my Friends and I were asking each other crazy questions. I answer everything until a friend named Sara asks:

"Have te ever had pineapple pizza?"

After I answered no, I was horrified because pineapple was a sweet frutta and would not suit pizza at all. I thought a little. Could pineapple pizza be good? I thought the pizza could be better since the pineapple was baked. But now it's stuck in my mind and I'm curious. Please answer these domande in the comments:

"Have te ever had pineapple pizza?"

"Did it taste good?"

"Was the pineapple sweet?"

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40 ways to make the pizza delivery man nervous

posted by emmett

1. While te are te are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his domande with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...

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Is pizza expensive? Hell naw.

posted by kevinlordbarry

pizza was originally made as a Cibo for the poor. It still is a great value, even if it's più upper class.

How much do te spend on Cibo everyday? If te eat out cheaply, te pretty much have to spend about $5 per meal; think macdonalds, a sandwich, halal food. pizza seems the same way, no? In fact, pizza can be cheaper than groceries!

Think about it. If you're a bachelor, if te order a pizza, it's worth four meals (2 slices a meal). Josephine's large pie is 9.99. That's 2.50 a meal. If te buy your own pane and coldcuts and swiss cheese, it will come to 2.50 a meal. A single small package...

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Is pizza bad for you? Hell naw.

posted by kevinlordbarry

pizza certainly arrives quickly and conveniently, but the crux of the matter is how good it is for you. Did te know that pizza is a full meal? And not just one with fancy toppings; any pizza has all the major Cibo groups. The dough is filling carbohydrates. The sauce offers protein, surprisingly enough, and a host of other features. The cheese offers dairy, bringing calcium and Vitamin D. A slice is only 300 calories. Josephine's pizza also offers whole-wheat pies with vegetable toppings. This is probably one of the healthiest things te can put in your body! Weightlifters especially can benefit from the nutrients in pizza.

big mac vs Pizza? One is far less expensive, far less calories, and più filling. Pizza, of course! It's a great treat that won't break your diet.

This and più like it at link

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pizza toppings and te

posted by kevinlordbarry

The art of taste involves a subtle mixing of flavors. Is there a better Cibo for this than pizza?

I daresay the most common pizza topping in America (besides sauce and cheese) is pepperoni. All pepperoni is not made the same, of course. Pepperoni can be soft and full of their succulent, spicy flavor. They can be crisp and lifting at the edges, tempting te to pick them off and pop their crispy goodness in your mouth. Some people don't mind eating half of the pepperoni's well known circles in a bite; others must eat a cerchio at a time.

These choices exist for a single topping, and hundreds exist....