Pokémon Article: Pokéshots! Pilot Episode: "That's What She Said...."

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Pokéshots! Pilot Episode: "That's What She Said...."

posted by El_Noire

Ash: Hello, i'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!

Misty: And i'm Misty Waterflower, from Cerulean City.

Ash: And this is Kanto TV's Pokéshots! Today, we have a special guest on our mostra tonight!

Misty: te just detto this mostra is on Today AND Tonight. This isn't even a Night show.

Ash: Yo mamma!

Misty: What?

Ash: Chicken Butt! Haha.

Misty: *Sighs* Anyway, our guest today is a world famous Pokémon Breeder, Brock Harrison!

*Applause and cheers from the crowd, but Brock doesn't appear*

Misty: I SAID, our guest today is a world famous Pokémon Breeder, Brock Harrison!

*Applause and cheers from the crowd, but no Brock*

Ash: Maybe he got a Tummy Ache!

Misty: This is SO Embarassing! We're on live T.V!

Ash: Bad Tacos, maybe....

Misty: What are Tacos?

Ash: Mexican food!

Misty: What's Mexican?

Ash: Something from Mexico, duh! Catch up with the times, Misty!

Misty: And just where IS this Mexico?

Ash: Japan!

Misty:....

Ash:......

Misty: Do te know half the things that come out your mouth?

Ash: Of course i do! I'm an expert on coming out my mouth!

Brock: That's what she said!

Misty: Brock!?

Ash: Brock!

Brock: Ash!

Misty: Brock!

Ash: Misty?

Brock: Misty!

Misty: Ash!

Ash: What?

Misty:......

Brock:.....

Misty: So Brock, now that you're he-

*Brock is gone*

Misty: *Growls* Oh come on Brock! are te coming inside o not!?

Ash: That's what she said!

Misty: *Gasp* Ash!

Brock: High Five Ash!

Ash: Yeah!

Misty: WHAT!?

*Ash and Brock High Five*

Misty: How is this funny?

Brock: Because it's dirty.

Ash: Like my socks!

Misty:.....

Brock:......

Ash: What?

Misty: Anyway, now that you're-

*Brock is gone*

Misty: How the hell is he doing that!?

Ash: Doing what?

Misty: Going in and out so fast!

Brock: That's what she said!

Misty: AAAAAAAAAAH!
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Ash: Misty's still beating up Brock, so i get to do the outro! We hope te enjoyed our show, and that te keep tuning in to see what great guests we'll bring in next! So, until successivo time, this was Kanto TV's Pokéshots, and i'm your host Ash Ketchum, signing off!

Chibi-Chipette, shhays and 2 others like this

deathding XD This is funny man, awesome job! ;D

El_Noire Thanks!

Shauna the Battle Girl

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My superiore, in alto 5 preferito Pokemon Antagonists

posted by Windrises

The Pokemon franchise has lasted for several years which could be why the franchise has so many antagonists. Several of the Pokemon antagonists are from Team Rocket, a evil company that wants to use Pokemon to take over the world. All of the antagonists on my lista have some involvement in Team Rocket. All of the antagonists except for my preferito are listed in alphabetical order.

Domino

Domino is the secondary villain in Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns. Despite only being in Mewtwo Returns Domino is a più threatening and più fresco, dispositivo di raffreddamento antagonist than Jessie, James, and Meowth. I wish that she was in more...

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Jessie

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Rant: Main Series Pokemon Games Still Use ESRB E and USK 0 Ratings

posted by PeterMWou

Hey, Pokemon fans. I hope te all been waiting patiently for Pokemon Sun and Moon on November 18.

Sigh. Why main series Pokemon games still use ESRB E ratings and USK 0 these days? What happened? Is it me, o Pokemon video games like main series ones was managed so poorly? If so, then I agree in the video game department that Pokemon video games like main series games are all well enjoyed-worthy and could've smashed which is why all main series Pokemon games like Platinum and X and Y sold well and Pokemon fan like myself loved main series games like Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. Even...

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Team Rocket and the real-life outlaws they got their names from

added by FanFic_Girl_26

1997 and 2013

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Explore the Alola region in Pokémon Sun & Pokémon Moon

added by geocen

Your successivo great Pokémon adventure gets a tropical twist in Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon. Meet the awesome Legendary Pokémon and people of the Alola region! / From: The official pokemon channel

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Lara Laramie's secondo Return - A Master Quest fan fiction

posted by 15sturmelle2

"Ash, Brock, and Misty were on their way to Olivine City when they were stopped da a strong wind and some boulders rolled off the side of a cliff and down towards them. Just when things looked bad, three Rhyhorn jumped inoltrare, avanti and saved Ash, Misty, and Brock from the falling boulders and took them to Lara Laramie.
Team Rocket saw them leave from the cliff they were on and were upset their first method of delaying Ash, Brock, and Misty failed."
"I know we failed to delay them, but we won't fail the successivo time. added Meowth"
"Will we steal Pikachu?" asked James
"Precisely". answered Meowth
"And...

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Help Name my Mewtwo!

posted by s542245mew1

Dosen't he look handsome?

commento below to name my rosa mewtwo, he looks like.....
His body is white and his tail is pink. He has Green eyes and wears a stella, star collana and he has a oro band on his left foot. He also wears a grey bandana on his head and wears black gloves.
Katoshi is also his friend and Katoshi is a pink, cute mew with green-blue eyes and warrior accessories.
Hope that help! Remeber...... give my mewtwo names till January 20!
About mewtwos:
My mewtwo is a mewtwo but there's something all about mewtwos!.....
It's body fetures and cool facts:
Mewtwo is a Pokémon created da science. It is a bipedal, humanoid...

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The superiore, in alto 10 most annoying/least preferito Pokemon Part 2

posted by yamishadow2001

ciao guys its me yamishadow and I just want to say thank te for the feedback on the last articolo and since I got soooo much support and feedback, I present to te The superiore, in alto 10 most annoying/least preferito Pokemon Part 2! I hope te enjoy!!!!!

5. Watchhog- ....Ew.... imagine your in the Savannah Desert and this thing comes up to te looking like it would fail a drug test and it's teeth are just...whhhhhhhhhy? Also in Pokemon Black and White it was obnoxious to battle against because the first Gym Leader had a Watchhog as her strongest Pokemon and te pretty much had 1 chance to attack it before...

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Jessie and James's Treacherous Plan - A Johto League Champions fan fiction

posted by 15sturmelle2

Ash, Misty, Brock, and Janina finally arrived in Cianwood City and Janina picked up the medicine and headed back to Olivine City. Meanwhile, Team Rocket were at the entrance to one of the Whirl Islands caves when they discussed their latest plan. They made their way inside to the cave. Meowth looked through the binoculars and spotted water type pokemon all around until he caught sight of a Dragonair. Come take a look at what Pokemon i found! detto Meowth Is it Pikachu? asked James Nope! It's a rare Pokemon that te don't find very often. detto Meowth What is it? asked Jessie A Dragonair! said...

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Pokémon Adventure! Chapter 3: "Arrival of a rival! Joanna's tough training!"

posted by TAIKAMODO

Last time on Pokemon Adventure!

As the group arrives in Viridian city, Quincy departs from the group, leaving carlotta, charlotte aand Torian on their own. Torian suggests they go into Viridian forest to catch Pokemon, but carlotta, charlotte chooses to stay behind. Joanna is then approached da an odd woman who offers to teach her about being a breeder, and she reluctantly agrees. Meanwhile, Torian encounters and battles a wild Mankey while in the forest. After capturing it, Torian realizes that he has no idea how to get back to Viridian city!

XxXxX

"Hello! Is anyone out here? Hello!" Torian shouted, hands cupped...

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Pokémon Adventure! Chapter 1: "The Adventure Begins!"

posted by TAIKAMODO

The sun was rising slowly over the horizon, and the giorno was just starting to begin for many of the residents in the town of Pallet. In particular, for one young boy, this giorno was far più important than any other old day. Because on this day, this young man would be turning ten years old.

"Torian, it's time to get up!" A woman detto loudly as she stood da a stove, the sound of bacon, pancetta affumicata cooking sizzling in the background. She had wavy light brown hair that stopped mid back, sky blue eyes, and wore a simple sky blue track suit.

After receiving no reply, she turned to her younger daughter that almost...

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Pokemon Adventure! Chapter 9:Overcoming myself!

posted by TAIKAMODO

(I decided to give this story a theme song! I have the link right...where did I put it? Uh....oh! Here it is!)

Pokemon Adventure OP theme 1:

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"Torian, please snap out of it!" Jessica pleaded for the third time, hoping maybe this time the boy might respond. After getting Charmander and Rattata to to the Pokemon center, he had went into this state of being empty.It wasn't perfectly accurate, but it fit well enough. He wouldn't smile, he wouldn't cry. He wouldn't even blink.He just sat there staring out of the window, as if he had locked himself away from the world somehow. It was worrying,as...

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True colori Chapter 1

posted by thetankmoment

5 years after Daylights newest Eevee, Candy, was born, it was time to go to the School of Wild Pokémon. "Okay," Daylight asked, "Have te got your snacks?" "We're READY, mom," Laila sighed. caramelle was anxious to leave. She was finally going to leave the house. "In that case," Daylight told Laila and Candy, "You can go."

caramelle bolted out the door, quickly followed da Laila. As soon as caramelle and Laila arrived at the school, caramelle became hesitant. "What if they tease me," caramelle whispered, "You know, because I'm off-colored?" "Hey," Laila reassured her, "Everything is going to be fine. In fact,...

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The Aura Guardians ~Prolouge~

posted by -SkySplitter-

This is my first Pokemon Fanfic so please don't hate, I will improve soon.

All was quiet in the land of Auran. The beedrills were buzzing and everyone else was at home enjoying the afternoon in great peace.

(Faraway) "This will not be happening," A Mewtwo said. But there was something off about this Mewtwo, instead of being lavender and a darkish purple it was charcoal black and bright red. Behind him lied a crowd of Pokemon, but they were also strange. "Us shadow Pokemon will win this fight," The shadow Mewtwo detto without looking at the crowd of strangely colored Pokemon that sat quietly...

Why Pokemon Doesn't Take A Break From Releasing Pokemon Versions Outside Of Japan?

posted by PeterMWou

ciao there, Pokemon fans. Let's talk about why Pokemon versions hasn't take a break outside of Giappone since 2008. Now, as te may know that Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire was announced on E3 and it will be released on November 21. If te like Pokemon Ruby o Sapphire, be sure to pick this one up when November arrives. Anyway, Pokemon versions keeps getting better ever since Pokemon Diamond and Pearl. te know, HeartGold, SoulSilver, Black, White, Black 2, White 2, X and Y. da the end of this year, Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire will be the successivo Pokemon games in the Pokemon versions canon....

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The white umberon 1

posted by eeveexox

moon is a white umbreon who is always pushed around for being white and not black.

Moon:hi Sparky(Pikachu) Sparky:uhh who are U and why are tlaking to ME. Moon: its me Moon your bff rember?! Sparky: Eww i would not be want to seen with freak(pushs Moon in to bush) Moon:(skakes leaves off pokemon hide as she walks by) uhh why can't i be normal (looks at slef in puddle puts paw in puddle) then a trainer comes all the other pokemon hide but moon has nowhere to hide the trainer comes closes with a pokeball at hand.

will moon become a the trainer's pokemon stay tuned to find out