Pokemon Comic

(some sort of wind sound)
(music starts)

When daytime turns to night
When the moon shines bright

When you're tucked in tight
When everything's all right

Slip softly to that place
Where secret thoughts run free

There come face to face
With who te want to be, so...

Swim across the ocean blue
Fly a rocket to the moon

You can change your life
Or te can change the world

Take a chance, don't be afraid
Life is yours to live!

Take the chance and then the best has yet to come!

Make a wish!
It's up to you!

Find the strength inside
And watch your dreams come true!

You don't need a shooting star
The magic's right there in...

**All of the proceeding Fake Mew Scams are courtesy of Team Rocket's Rockin' Glitch/Cosplay.... etc. site**

1.) From QuietLugia:
I've made up many different Mew cheats, but I'd like to have my favourite fake one on your site.

DO NOT TRY THIS IT IS 100% FAKE!!!!!!!!!!

1. How to get Mew on G/S/C (This requires R/B, NOT Yellow)
First, get a Mewtwo on Red o Blue.
Then raise it to lvl100. DON'T use any stat-raising Items, but do duplicate them using the Missingno. trick. te can raise Mewtwo using Rare Candies o Gameshark, it doesn't really matter.
Make sure he knows Psychic. If he doesn't, the cheat...

Ash Ketchum Baby Daddy Ch 1: Georgia's Evil Plan

(The story begins when Ash and Serena are making out at the garden.)
Serena: Mmm! I'm so happy to be with you, Ash.
Ash: Same here. It gave me plenty of time from Pokemon battles and Team Rocket drama. (He chuckles evilly as he started to tickle Serena)
Serena: (laughing) Stop! That tickles, that tickles! (laughing)
Ash: How's that babe! Got ya got ya got ya!
(They didn't know when Iris' rival Georgia is watching)
Georgia: (thinking) Awww! What a cute couple! Too bad it won't last long though! (Laughs softly) It will take one phone call away to...

Rock a Bye Chikorita

(Ash, Pikachu and Serena are outside with the birds in the early morning)
Serena: There te are, te sweet feathered creatures, you. Breakfast time.
Ash: They're eating their breakfast alright.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Misty: Where's my breakfast, Ash Ketchum? I'm starving to death!
Ash: Stop whining, Misty. Serena and I are feeding the birds.
Misty: Hmph. He's annoying as usual like my psyduck.
Psyduck: Psyduck.
Misty: Get back in your pokeball, te annoying duck!
(As Pikachu goes to the little duck, a anatra spits at Pikachu)
Pikachu: Pika!
Bird: Ha ha ha ha!
Pikachu: [Whimpers]
Serena: Pikachu,...