The letter Gerry wrote to his parents.
"Hey, baby.
Surprise. I know this probably feels a little bit morbid... But I just hate the idea that I'm not gonna be there to see te freak out over turning 30. I mean, it kills me not to be there. Heh-heh. That's funny. Okay. No, it's not. You're gonna be so impressed. I have a plan, baby. Can te believe it? I've written te letters. Letters that will be coming to te all sorts of ways. I waited till your birthday. I figured te weren't stepping out of the house for a while. Letter number one will be arriving tomorrow. Now, te must do what I say, okay? Don't try to figure out how the letters...
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