describing adults

(quote autore unknown,I took it out because it wasnt clear enough for me to post it in gallery section)

Rock,Paper,Scissor

'I understand how scissors can beat paper,and i get how rock can beat scissors.but there's no way paper can beat rock.Is paper supposed to magically avvolgere around rock and leave it immobile?
Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
screw scissors,why can't paper do this to people?
why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
I'll tell te why,because paper can't beat anybody!
a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds.
When I play rock,paper,scissors I always choose rock.Then when someone claims to have beaten me with paper, I can punch, punzone them in the face with my already clenched fist and say:
Oh Im so sorry,I thought paper would protect you!'

-unknown author-