Today, in my english class we spent a good twenty minuti to pronounce the word facetious. Finally a girl in my class detto "Wow, thats a mouthful!" I swear to god I hear my 60 anno old teacher mutter "thats what she said." Made my MONTH. MLIA.
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Do te like bananas? EVERYBODY likes bananas! If it weren't for the mystical banana of mysteries, we wouldn't have any radios o toothpaste! PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY BANANA!!! And don't forget to drink your lama, llama milk!
Never insert mutande into a toaster. No good things come from it. I have much experience with this.
Two dinosauri were sitting on an island when they saw Noah's ark pass by. One looks at the other and says, "Oh shit! That was today?!"
If mela, apple made an iTouch for kids, it would be called iTouch Kids.