There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. She took her barber husband out for lunch every thursday into Nelly's meat pie shop. Little did they know, they weren't eating meat pies at all! They were really eating rotten ciliegia pie. te see, Nelly Lovette had a difficult time obtaining meat for her pies, so she secretly started gathering cherries. Once she ran out of her entire supply of meat, she turned to the cherries. She noticed they went bad, but she detto to herself, "Hey, this is London. Nobody comes here to benefit their health. In fact, I was once told Londra is a hole in the bacheca like a great black pit and the vermin of the world inhabbit it, but not for long.... because we all deserve to die." She chuckled to herself, thinking about how fooling that silly beggar lady was. She noticed her spoiled ciliegia pies were WAY to dry to possibly pass as meat pies, so she visited her barber husband (not the same barber who has a wife, although, he is a barber who apparently has a wife) to borrow some of his "Miracle Elixer" (you don't even want to know what that is made of... A hint: it's exactly what it smells like) Finally, Nelly Lovette finished her pies. They were a hit!!!! Her pie negozio was practically overflowing with customers! Eventually, she was forced to get pregnant and give birth to a young boy just so he could sing all around the store to cheer up customers who got tired of waiting in line. She eventually renames her respectable business to "The Best Pies In London" and they all lived happily ever after (except for the barber upstairs... nobody knows that happened to him)
ONCE UPON A TIM E THERE WAS A PRINCE NAMED JUSTIN BIEBER MANY GIRLS LIKED HIM BUT HE MARRIED A GIRL CALLED BECKI THEY WERE IN Amore THEY WEFRE LUVY DUVY BIEBER HEADS ALWAYS Canto BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHH!
UNTIL ONE giorno JUSTIN STARTED SCRATCHING HE WENT TO THE DOCTOR AND THE DOCTOR SANG "YOUVE GOT RABIES RABIES RABIE OHHHHHHHH te GOT RABIES RABIES RABIES OHHHHHHH" SO HE WENT home WEARING A FLEE collare AND BECKI SANG "HOLY SHIT HES GOT RABIES RABIES RABIES OHHHH HES GOT RABIES OHHHHH AND I THIN K IVE GOT THEM TOOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!. bY lAUREN hUGHES
There was a block of cheese. Everyone wanted to eat the cheese, so the cheese ran and came up to a cow and detto "HELP!!!!!! I NEED SOME PANTS!!!!!" the cheese ran into an alien and said, "HELP!!!! I NEED SOME YOGURT!!!!" Then the alien took the cheese to a planet of yogurt and said, "OH NO!!!! I SMUGGLED CHEESE ACCROSS THE BORDER!!!!!!" So then the alien hid behind a garbage can while the cheese ate cake on planet yogurt.
One dark giorno in the middle of the night. Two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. All through the night and shot each other. If te don't believe me ask the blind man down the strada, via he saw it all.
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The rabbit stared back at me, and i scowled back at it, hissing my dark cheermo fangs. This stupid rabbit had stolen my couch. The divano was sleeping with my bed, and how can i have that blasephemous behaviour, i thought as i skidded round the corner before a cascade of bullets showered the area successivo to me. Stupid Hitler and his advanced technology, the cucciolo thought, wrestling with the mouse, as to who got to scare the elefante this time. The topo, mouse stuck out its tongue and ran up to the elefante and screamed bloody murder making the poor baby elefante run back to it's mother, who was in a bad mood because the bees had eaten her honey pie that she had left on the window to cool, for her friend the lama's to eat. CAPTAIN SPARROW STAY AWAYY FROM VOLDERMORT, Hitler screamed at the dissappearing figure. ....hope that was random enough for te :)
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"You ha rubato, stola my boyfriend!" the girl screamed as I ran off with the stalk of asparagus. The rabbit pounced on her, clawing her with it's green necktie and then chased after me, only to eat my pantyhose. All this time my brother who believes himself to be a goat watched with the goat who believes himself to be my brother. "I've got to drink più root beer" I thought distastefully as I chopped up the giant angry size fifteen red high heel. Suddenly a monkey popped out of the lagoon and ha rubato, stola the asparago, asparagi boyfriend from my grasp only to toss it to the walrus who was doing a very bad impersonation of a Playboy model. I stopped Scrivere and put down my pen, yep this would be the perfect NCIS - Unità anticrimine fanfic.