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guy with gun- GIVE ME ALL YOUR COOKIES.

guy in the middle- calm down frank i told te she didnt steel any of your cookies

Girl- i dont even like cookies!

guy with gun (frank)- you.dont.like.cookies?

*guy with gun* Gunman: put your hans up where i can see them

Woman: ok whatever

Guy in middle: what's going on?"

Gunman: you're wife's been stealing stuff and f**king some guys"

Guy in middle: is that true honey?"

Woman: yes, it's true

Guy in middle: how dare u do this to me!, that's it shoot me and take my wife and do whatever u want with her

Gunman: I would Amore too

Woman:" please no!, i Amore you!"

Guy in middle: no u don't, u liar!!!

Gunam:" ready for me to shoot u?"

Guy in middle: yes and now!!"

Gunman: ok" *shoots the guy in middle

Woman:" *crys* noooo!!!

Gunman:" well baby, you're mine now! *laughs*

te will put down the gun!

Guy with the gun- Tell me where you're holding the bunnies hostage!

Girl- Bunnies? We don't have bunnies, just hamsters.

Other guy- And gerbils, we have gerbils.

Guy with the gun- Oh, my mistake. I'm guessing te guys aren't Jill and Tom then?

Girl- Nope, we're Phyllis and Steve.

Other guy- Jill and Tom are successivo door.

Guy with the gun- Alrighty, thanks. And sorry about the misunderstanding.