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Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mamma is so unfortunate that when things are finally coming her way, she's driving in the wrong lane.

Yo mamma so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil detto there was no room in hell.

Yo mamma is so stupid she sold her house to pay the mortgage.
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Yo momma's teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter.
percyandpotter posted più di un anno fa
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XD
MadamOcta13 posted più di un anno fa
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lmao
obsezed-wif-tda posted più di un anno fa
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lmao i like the secondo one and the last one
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RnBStar13 said:
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there's the yo mama jokes website :)
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I go there too!
TDAPlayer158 posted più di un anno fa
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I don't go on it :)
RnBStar13 posted più di un anno fa
LunaShay said:
Yo mamma so fat when god detto let their be light,he asked her to sposta out of the way.


Yo mamma so fat,even dora can explore her



My fav ones of all time x)




VIDEO >:D
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LOL!!LMFAO!!
sierradawn9 posted più di un anno fa
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lol the dora one
zanhar1 posted più di un anno fa
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lol i like the one where it's like yo mama so stupid she thought that a school bus was a giant twinkie o a ho ho
ninja1078 posted più di un anno fa
zanhar1 said:
Yo mamas so fat her patrounus is a cake XD
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Yo mamas so fat her patrounus is a cake XD
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XD OMG!
lovebaltor posted più di un anno fa
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:)
zanhar1 posted più di un anno fa
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HA!
MadamOcta13 posted più di un anno fa
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XD
LunaShay posted più di un anno fa
breebree446 said:
Yo Momma so fat she jumped up in the sky and got stuck!
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XD
zanhar1 posted più di un anno fa
potterandtdi said:
Yo mama's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the width of the door.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in stillettos, she struck oil.
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lol, these were really funny.
UmOkayThen posted più di un anno fa
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thanks
potterandtdi posted più di un anno fa
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your welcome
UmOkayThen posted più di un anno fa
taytrain97 said:
Yo mamma so fat, she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singin'
"We are family! Even though you're larger than me!"
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XD
zanhar1 posted più di un anno fa
GaGaBoi said:
Yo mama so fat she went to the Film and sat successivo to everyone.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mamma is so dumb she sold the house to pay the bills.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Natale and its still printing.

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lol XD
NomyCake posted più di un anno fa
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I Amore the last one XD
LunaShay posted più di un anno fa
sapherequeen said:
Yo mamma is like a train track, she gets laid everywhere.
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One of my two preferito ones.
sapherequeen posted più di un anno fa
CMJCMJLG said:
Lmao funny here's mine:
Yo mamma so stupid that when your dad came in the door he said: It's chili outside, that she ran outside with a spoon
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chonny said:
yo momma is soooo stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
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hehehe wow XD
obsezed-wif-tda posted più di un anno fa
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♥ this one
zanhar1 posted più di un anno fa
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thanks!
chonny posted più di un anno fa
xshams said:
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an mela, apple on it! xDD
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lol
chonny posted più di un anno fa
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lmfao!!!!!
obsezed-wif-tda posted più di un anno fa
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XD LOL!
LunaShay posted più di un anno fa
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XD
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MadamOcta13 said:
Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she drinks water and it turns into lemonade.

Yo momma's so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs a boomerang to put on her belt.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a paying toilet.

Yo momma's so old, she sat successivo to Gesù in first grade.
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deathchick9 said:
:3
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NomyCake said:
Yo mama so fat that any time she walks there's an earthquake in California.
Yo mama so ugly that she looked outside and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so fat she can't tell her legs from her stomach
Yo mama so fat that she has to have a carrello elevatore a forca, carrello elevatore to get out of her letto in the morning.
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XD the first one
zanhar1 posted più di un anno fa
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Oh, I remember that!
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Spi_Kat_Penguin said:
Yo mama's butt is so big, it clogged the black hole.

-Kat
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obsezed-wif-tda said:
Yo momma is so stupid wen she went to da YMCA she got confused cos she landed in MACY (tht fashion store)
.......lol....idk..but yea....hmm
Yo momma so fat she cant even clap....
Ok......plz dont flag o segnala this but yo momma is so fat she uses her mattress as her maxi p--
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