Since I am bored, post a funny dialogue from one of your dreams and I will give props for the one I find funniest.

I'll start off with a couple that have been stuck in my head

The first is from a combination Law & Order: Criminal Intent and The Forgotten dream I had a while back

(Two characters from The Forgotten, Alex Donovan and Maxine Denver walk into a hospital and sit down)

Alex: Nurse, have te seen our father? He has amnesia and he's lost! *Pulls out picture of Detective Goren who has been abducted*
Nurse: *looks at picture funny* That guy's not old enough to be your father.
Alex: *Smiles* He was really young when we were born
Nurse: *Still doesn't believe them and I wouldn't either*

secondo dialogue (this is from the dream I had last night, in this part of the dream I am talking with Lennie Briscoe from Law & Order)
Me: *Runs and hides in doccia to get away from chaos, hears footsteps and peeks out to find the bathroom filled with cans of pomodoro paste* Wha- I can't get out. I'm trapped!
Briscoe:*Walks into bathroom doorway* Oh sorry, guess I got carried away this is my contribution to help starving children in Africa.
Me: *Picks up can* pomodoro paste?! You're giving them pomodoro paste?
Briscoe: *shrugs*