GIVE ME YOUR CHEESIEST PICKUP LINES!!!!!!!!

give me the funniest o cheesiest pickup line te can think of!! if te like someone elses pickup line, commento "like" :) the superiore, in alto 15 will be entered in a contest :D if youre one of the 15, i will message te and let te know! te CAN enter più than one pickup line. winner gets props! :D have fun!! cant wait to read them!!!
 booklover13 posted più di un anno fa
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r-pattz said:
Is that a can of Campbell's la minestra, zuppa in your back pocket? Cuz your butt is looking mmm-mmm good!
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thats actually one i havent heard b4.. ima vote u #1
RaydKaydiroxs posted più di un anno fa
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lmao Amore it!!
booklover13 posted più di un anno fa
JB4E said:
i am not saying them to u i am just telling u about them. k? k.

1. Can I take a picture of you, so I can mostra Santa just what I want for Christmas?
2. Hey, can te see me? (Of course...) How about tomorrow night?
3. Are te as beautiful on the inside as te are on the outside?
4. Excuse me, can te empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart.
5. I just had to come and talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
6. When I saw te from across the room, I passed out and hit my head on the floor...I'm going to need your name and number for in surance reasons.
7. te must be quite a thief, because te ha rubato, stola my cuore from across the room.
8. I seem to have Lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
9. I'm new in town. Could te give me directions to your house?
10. te are the reason men fall in love.
11. My buddies over there bet I couldn't talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. Wanna' go on a data with their money?
12. I Lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with te instead?
13. Ouch. I just bit my lip...would te baciare it and make it better?
14. I'll make te a bet- $50 says you'll turn me down.
15. I memorized every number in the phone book, but i managed to lose yours. I gonna need to get that.
16. If I followed te home, would te keep me?
17. (hold out hand) Would te hold this for me while I go for a walk?
18. Be unique and different...say yes.
19. te look a lot like my successivo girlfriend.
20. baciare me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?

I have WAYYYYYYYYYY più than wat i put down so if u want più just tell me and i will put them on ur wall. k?

p.s. i would never use these, but they may work on other girls and o guys.
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lmao Amore them!!!! my faves are numbers 11,13,15,and 17. :D
booklover13 posted più di un anno fa
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I would like some più lol if your even still online
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Snugglebum said:
"If I had written the alphabet I would've put "u" and "i" together.."
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InvaderStickly said:
"im gonna baciare u til u run outta breath and die" (PLZ!! dont put me in a contest im just doing this for fun :_____(
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haha okay :)
booklover13 posted più di un anno fa
xXSweeneyXx said:
Nice legs, when do they open? ;)
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RaydKaydiroxs said:
i hope te know cpr because te take my breath away

i Lost my phone # can i have urs??
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LunaShay said:
If te were a booger id pick te first XD.
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ewwww!!! hahahahaahahahah
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