WHAT KIND OF DRUNK WOULD te BE???

te know it was kinda wierd because today i brought up the domanda of what kinda drunk te would be and i wanna share it with te guys...everyone detto i would be the drunk who cant stop laughing lolz....so true ok your options:
1)THE MEAN DRUNK(this drunk isnt normal mean as a a non drunk but this is the drunk that breaks things and beats up on people)
2) THE FUNNY DRUNK( this drunk is cracking jokes from left to right lolz)
3) THE QUIET DRUNK(yah this drunk just a sits there and doesnt do anything o say anything....then successivo thing te know..KERRR-PLUNK!!! they've passed out lolz)
4) THE LOUD DRUNK (this drunk isnt mean and doesnt hurt anybody..they just yell everything they say lolz)
5) THE KANT-STOP-LAUGHING DRUNK( lolz hahahahahahahahaha omgomg i cant stop laughing lmao haha yah see i told te im the laughing drunk lmao yah anyzay this drunk laughs and laughs lolz)
6)THE FLIRTY DRUNK (umm normally if te werent drunk te wouldnt be able to find it in te to flirt with that hot dude/babe down the bar..but lookey here te just leaning all over that person like crazy!!)
7) THE SICK DRUNK (you dranked too much and te cant be found except in the bar's bathroom upchuckin.....)
yahhh so those are your options and i want u to think remember when te are drunk usually te are the opposite of what te normally are so yah tell me what drunk te are and plz say why:)