Well, yeah, when te steal cookies, expect that the owner of those biscotti, cookie is gonna come after you. That's a lesson I learned the hard way. What's gonna happen is that the moment te step outside, the elefante - whose name is Gesù (pronounced hay-suess) - will challenge te to a rock paper scissors match. Best of thirteen. If te manage to beat him, te get to keep the cookies. Good luck!
Remember all those times someone called te trying to sell something and te hung up on them? Well, that sales guy was the elephant. The elefante is an IzzyOzera eating zombie, that's why he's blue and rosa spotted. He's come for revenge. I suggest te flee to Mexico, te can borrow my emergency tripod.