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xXSweeneyXx said:
I've had some that are too embarassing, but I'd like to share this one. I was at my relative's bat mitzvah, and my brother was being annoying, so a guy told him to go outside the room where the service was being held. My brother left, and my sister and I followed him. We were in the hallway, when this heavy lady with glasses comes up to us and says "There's not a babysitter out here for you.", talking down to me like a little kid, although I was actually taller than her. I responded, telling her that I wasn't looking for a babysitter. After the service, there was a room where everybody went for food. My brother smashed biscotti, cookie in a cup with arancia, arancio pop. I asked my cousins and siblings if I should go up to the lady and offer it to her. They detto yes, so I walked up to her and asked her "Would te like some soup?" she detto no. Then, she walked away, and I immitated her using a low, manly voice to my cousins. She came back and detto "If te have a problem with me, say it to my face". I ran away as fast as I could. It was so scary at the time, but now it's so funny!
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