OMG! Someone just grabbed your preferito hoodie and is running for the hills! te would go after them but it's freezing and te obviously unfortunately don't have your preferito hoodie with you! WHAT DO te DO?!?!?!!!

I would go through a long, extensive, and serious process of retrieving it.

First, I would strip down nude. I would wear my underwear as a hat, and my shoes as gloves. I'd make sure to turn on my phone's webcam and film it as I did some warm-up exercises (i.e., arm-less push ups) and then I'd stand in a really awkward stance lunge-like position.

Secondly, I'd call my neighbor's Welsh maid outside to have her sound the drumroll on my iPod. I'd make her have a countdown for me and have her cut the ribbon so I didn't have to get stuck in it when I started running.

Third, I'd begin my dangerous journey through the woods. I'd run, and run, and run, and finally tackle whomever took my hoodie only to find out it was my high school English teacher, and I'd commento on her tits and ask why she took my jacket.

Finally, she'd tell me she took my giacca to cure cancer in children. I'd ask her what the hell was wrong with her, grab it back, and go home and eat.

My preferito hoodie is in my locker at school, so I'd probably have my cappotto on, unless they grabbed the cappotto off my body...i'm fine and the closest collina to the school, I'm pretty sure I live on it, so they're running to my house with my hoodie. *Shrugs* must have been my mom making sure I took it home.

I would congratulate myself for finding out I even owned a hoodie.

i would borrow another cappotto in the house, chace after the guy on my bike, and get my coat. then i would beat him up for fun.

That was my sisters anyways

I'd scream at the superiore, in alto of my lungs. And I can be loud.

I would chase them, anyways. If I don't catch them, I'll just borrow one of my friends' hoodies.

I would run not caring that I'm freezing. There are many people who would Amore a hoodie. I mean pigs can't wear hoodie's when they're cold. Then when he doesn't give it to me I slap his face and tell him I'm not human and I'm from planet PLUTO!!!!!!!!!

My cousin did that to an old man in Wendys except for she didn't slap his face.





































(she's crazy.)








If te didn't notice.

Buy a new one

i would buy ice cream



























































xD

I'd be like i dont think so bitch. Run after then tackle them down and get my hoodie and be like damm thats right.

I would chase after it like a wild dog until I got my hoodie back!!!

OMG! He just ha rubato, stola the hoodie...that I've never had.

I don't wear hoodies. Make me feel claustrophobic.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY HOODIE!!!!
*grabs scopa and run after the person shrieking and waving around the broom, ready to hit the person with it*
GIMME MEH HOODIE BACK!!!!!

And when I've got it back;
"Hoodie... ^^"

I don't own a hoodie but hence the fact that I own a katana, I could use a fight.

GRAB MY 2ND FAVORATE HOODIE AND GO TO WHUP SOME BUTT!

Walk into Target where they have a buncha hoodies, walk over to a guy in the corner, buy a gun from him, and walk silently and calmly to the guy with my hoodie, putting ammo in it and holding it in the air for him to see



XD XD XD XD XD









NOTE: there are no guys in corners selling pistole at Target



XD again!!!

I'd run halfway up, get a clear view of the guy and use my super awesome aim to throw a rock at his head. when he falls, i grab my hoodie and kick his head Mikey Way style.

Take it I dont even wear that thing anymore and im just gonna go buy a new one so...THANKS A LOT!!!!! :D

It is the summer and I'm in Arizona. WHY THE FIRETRUCK WOULD I HAVE A HOODIE?

i would patiently plan my revenge get a new hoodie and when i get the chance slit his throat and get my old hoodie back :)

send my clone after them. that cost 40 dollars!

PURPLE

Get another hoodie and call the police. It had my wallet in it...

lol well it's so obvious he is going to get hurt my hobby is dangerous one of my Friends tried to do it and he broke his arm and is now in the hospital so i have no worries.

I'd buy a new one?

well, i'm not going to RUN. i can just get a new one. random thief: have my hoodie.

id chase him i like the cold XD

Wave it off, because that person doesn't realize that there's a pressure-sensitive C4 stuck to the lining.

it would be a good excuse for me to get that Naruto hoodie ive been wanting!

simple: hop on a plane to cali

I would run after him and get my cappuccio before he made it to the hills and let him meet my best friend taco my baseball bat.

OMIGAWD!!!!!! I will follow them to the ends of the earth to get that hoodie back!!!! I will never rest until that hoodie is sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza in my closet again!!

I wouldn't care if I was freezing, I'd just go and retrieve the hoodie.

I'm not any hoodie-wearing trash :P

i wood find them and kick ther ass