I would: First, turn off the power and water supply. Then, barricade the door so he can't get out. After, pool the bathroom with gasoline. Now, take out a lighter, walk to a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza distance, chuck the lighter, and watch happily as the room goes up in flames and enjoying his suffering screams >:D
(sorry, if that offended anyone, but te did ask, da? *shrugs*)
ok first i would scream yelling WTF R U DOING IN MY SHOWER! than i would say get dressed and u can unisciti me in my room.... forever than explain to him how i banned kristen stewart from my house because of her bad recitazione in twilight.... if te wanna know the senario just ask me.... u will be amused
Well I'd be surprised...walk out and close the door, lean against the door shocked and gasp. Then when he exits the bathroom I'll spin around in one of those spinny chairs and say "I've been expecting you..."
1: freak out and bring in the gun when i get idea 2: get Robert Patterson and lock him in the bathroom with Taylor Laughter 3: watch TV and try to ignore their screams as they try to kill each other...
I would tie him down and shave his hair and sell it on eBay to a crazy fangirl from Canada and them shove him out of my house. Without any clothes on. At the mercy of the fangirls. And my man-eating cows.
This reminds me of this one phone call - a lady went home to discover a guy showering and she didn't know him, so he called the police and was like, "Yeah, can te please arrest me? I broke into someones house and showered."
The police was like, "What! Sir, what did te say?"
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