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write here some funny quotes...

here's mine: I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
 lloonny posted più di un anno fa
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Darkshine said:
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can attraversare, croce the road and not be questioned about their motives.

When I detto 'death' before 'dishonor', I meant alphabetically.

Putting the laughter back into manslaughter.

When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer o his Friends will hear you.

Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
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sweetangel222 said:
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Can a fuoco truck park in the fuoco lane?
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That secondo one is actually pretty smart... :{D
Bond_Of_Fury posted più di un anno fa
deathroman13 said:
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.

They say life is hard but a brick is harder.


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goodfeelings777 said:
"Somebody looks at u, then u r sexy"

"When somebody annoys u, it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm and slap that MUTHERFUCKER"

"Someone hates u with no reason? Give that Motherfucker a reason!"

Amore those XD
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Bond_Of_Fury said:
"OH, F**K!! AN ONCOMING TRAIN!!"

Uh, yeah.
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IshanUltra said:
Out of mind,will be back in 5 minuti - me
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dreamfields said:
Don't bring a nife to a gun fight.
te can lead a horse to drink, but te can't make it water.
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Hidden said:
When in doubt, shut the fuck up.
Everyone has a brain, it's just that they don't know how to fucking use it.
Shut the fuck up and get the fuck out because I have no time to argue with you.
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
Your grandma is dead.

(This isn't wrong if te know the story behind it...)
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MrOrange16 said:
Life is short and so is your penis.
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That is probably one of the best Citazioni I've ever heard.
xxXsk8trXxx posted più di un anno fa
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