~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
Found this on someone's profilo on fanfiction.net and thought it was funny. (NOTE: this means that I WAS NOT the 1 who wrote it- am JUST BORROWING IT) What do te think of it?
1.) At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. DO NOT disguise your voice.
3.) Everytime someone asks te to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your scrivania, reception and label it "In".
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7.) Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8.) dont use any punctuation
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever te go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Go to a poesia recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.) Put zanzara netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your Friends te can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address te da your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!"
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of te go."