Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my Cioccolato in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my culla, presepe sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"
I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing da listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather te get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the successivo giorno i was walking home from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
ok my friend detto this too me do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird Friends i know and then we were in gym and she detto u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open. and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol
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no mine would say way weirder stuff not kidding at all unfortunately
and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT rosa ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving te my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
It went along the lines of, ciao Zanw*** I bet te have big b**bs I want to f*** te tonight will te be my boyfriend. I bet te have no Friends so I feel bad for te so te better accept my offer it may be the only one te get. Amore te please f*** me tonight.
mine is "ok im afraid of storms and if i was at home i would hide under my blanket with my teddy bears around me" thats what one of my Friends detto to me -_-
but my best friend is about the same and he detto "see that hot chick over there,dont te just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!! And then he detto "jus trying to make te throw up" so the successivo giorno i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this random boy came up to me and detto i was beautiful......and then detto he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/
some guy detto to me Whats cooking goods looking i wanna make bacon, pancetta affumicata on the spiaggia and mix ur latte with my coco pops, and i was like WTF get away from me.
Very Nice But Very Weird Priest: Don't worry about people telling te you're going to hell. I think you'll like it there. Me: O_O (that was the last time I ever went to chuch xD)
Out of the blue, my friend turned around to me and graped my stomach and started grasping it. And said; "No good for the baby" In a Italian accessent..
My teacher was talking to a tartaruga someone brought in, and he said, "I think he's trying to dougie." The whole class laughed, but I didn't hear a word he detto and just laughed with the class.
