I say "Well, I have cramps. My head hurts, my brother is a cagna but I gotta Amore him. My left knee has been bothering me. There is a cagna at my school that has a jealousy problem with me. I have the attention span of a goldfish which is like five secondi ciao is that a leaf? Oh and I'm kinda hungry oh and da the way dude, te have a booger just saying." And then I walk away with a smile, because in-case te where wondering..yes it was a leaf.