Coversation between me and another person; Him; What does your mom work as Me; a legal secratary Him;What does your dad do? Me; Contract work Him; Like a pimp? Me; Wait wha-? Him; What? So does your dad live with you Me;0.o No... Him; are your parents divorced Me; yes.... Him;I'm sorry.. Me; thanks Do te still see your dad? me; yes eve- Him; Does he touch you? Me;WHAT? Him;What? ....
Conversation between me and retards (they also thought my preferito actress was Michael Jackson) Kid: Oh is that Gesù you're drawing? Me: No...she's on my preferito crime drama and she also modeled for J.Lo. Kid: Well it looks like a teenage Jesus.
successivo giorno (I am now drawing that character's boyfriend) Kid: Is that Jesus's brother? Me: Nope, boyfriend. Kid: So Gesù is gay now? Me: Nope because the drawing was of a woman who was not Jesus.
haha one time i was on a field trip to six flags wit my school and we rode on rides and suff so i step on a chair and my friennd was wit me and all the guyz came da and this lift up his camicia for me and saids: do te like my hot bod and iam like; wtf! and before they walkaway he wink tht my friend and left and my friend turns away mad and my friend is guy also while tht the trip i was standing there at the same spot and i heard this person say kiona! and they ran to me AND THEN THEY detto OPPS WRONG PERSON AND IAM UM......WELL OK
Me and my friend danile were ay this resturant and when we we about to leave the guy who served as are waiter asked if we would like to unisciti him in a three way. We detto no and booked it out the door.
Wow, thatsa tough one. I get told random shit on a daily basis. One time, this guy came up to me at school. Never met him in my life. He comes up to me and says: "Its ok man, dont give up on your dreams, just keep trying, and te will reach your goals" and i was like *sobs, thank you, X'D oh thank te wise man! lol jks, I was like....wuddafarrrk :l