Which motto for me do u like better?

My current: Life is like a freeway during rush hour: Every time u try to change to the fast lane, te feel like ur in the slow lane all over

Phht!! When life gives te lemons, u f***ing squirt them in your eyes to blind u from the horrible world

Life is like throwing a ball at rounded jail bars: te never know which direction it'll come back.

(all created da me)
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