Oh, oh my god, I think my cuore just stopped, someone help me, I'm dying of laughter, ohakhdsjfkaskjkfhadsj.flds,f *insert laughing cuore attack scene here*
What did the lawyer name is daughter? Sue. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, papa, no hands! Two Peanuts were walking down a street. One was asalted. Why did the seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bagel. What do te call a shoe made from banana peels? Slippers.